ATTACKED by my pizza!

[Lordenlil]

Holy shit! I was nearly mutilated by this pizza I made just now!

As I was slicing it, a pepperoni with lots of sauce 'jumped' off and
hit my hand! I reacted by pulling the slicer tool (that wheel, u
know) towards me, and then I got some more on my fingers!
Hot! Pain!!!!

And theeeeeen: As I was eating my first slice, I burnt my upper
lip, so I pulled the slice away while still biting... hence a lot of
steaming fill dropped on my lower lip and to the floor!

I surely must be a retard of some kind.
Killer pizza from HELL!!

(I am now waiting for the rest of this devil to cool off!)

 

[Magicawe]

lol watch out it might try to kill you again when it's cooled off... pizza is creative BEWARE!!!!!!!!

 

[ricochet]

Yeah, sometimes pizza can have a mind of its own. Be glad it didn't find a knife...you'd be a goner.

 

[Misanthrope]

Originally posted by Lordenlil
Holy shit! I was nearly mutilated by this pizza I made just now!

As I was slicing it, a pepperoni with lots of sauce 'jumped' off and
hit my hand! I reacted by pulling the slicer tool (that wheel, u
know) towards me, and then I got some more on my fingers!
Hot! Pain!!!!

learn how to cook.

And theeeeeen: As I was eating my first slice, I burnt my upper
lip, so I pulled the slice away while still biting... hence a lot of
steaming fill dropped on my lower lip and to the floor!

Learn how to eat.

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

haha...some guy from another chan i am in bite his own finger while eating a sandwich!

 

[Lordenlil]

Halfway through now... nothing more happened yet

(Hope I don't get pains in my gut after this, though. Posessed
piece of shit)

 

[Magicawe]

You know the old saying

The Man Ate The Pizza
The Pizza Ate The Man

Ok maybe you don't

 

[7 Dying Trees]

Always kill anything you try to eat first.

 

[Mr. Black]

Originally posted by Misanthrope


Learn how to eat.

and i'm sure you could give a master class you piggly son of a whore...

 

[Misanthrope]

Nay, i eat probably as much as you.

My weight its directly involved in the lazy factor, and i could teach Master's Degree on that subject of course.

 

[Manbient]

ACK!!! RUN!!!!

 

[Lordenlil]

UAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!

Bumblefoot, you asshole!!!

You nearly gave me a heart attack!!

 

[[KOTNO]Narrot]

Originally posted by Bumblefoot

ACK!!! RUN!!!!

haha! did you see it's pacman!!!!!!! danger!" danger!!!! pacman!!! haha...

 

[Manbient]

That pizza was damn good...

 

[bleed for me]

and after it kills you, its going to steal that pizza slicer thingy and mutilate your cadaver

 

[Legolas]

I saw a pizza rape a girl in my class.

But I didn't do anything 'cause that girl was a real bitch.

 

[Cows on million man march]

my pizza attacked me once...but i beat it down with a poga stick

 

[~Zeanra~]

Fridges can be dangerous too..

 

[Spike]

Care To Explain That Z?

Oh and I burn the roof of my mouth on the pizzas I make all the time, they can be spiteful vindictive little bastards....

 

[~Zeanra~]

Um...no...I still see bad dreams and I'm not ready to face it again..