Allright, people!! I'm having another pizza today!
It's in the oven at this very moment.
These are the precautions I made today;
In addition I have put a camera in the kitchen so that I can prove
pizzas are tools of the Devil himself!
Expected result;
I'm gonna watch tv, looking like robber while eating some kind
of organic mix that tastes similar to pizza while being recorded.
Hopefully I'll live through it all! :s
It's in the oven at this very moment.
These are the precautions I made today;
Cleared away all sharp objects in the kitchen
Wearing glows
Wearing a ski mask
Grinded the pizza into small pieces while it was still frozen
Gonna have it in the oven 'till it's all dry and stuff (no more juicy tomato sauce to damage me with)
All pepperonies I fed to the cats
Newspapers and plastic bags around the area where I'm gonna be eating (yes, I'm still learning to eat like someone mentioned)
Fire extinguisher next to me
In addition I have put a camera in the kitchen so that I can prove
pizzas are tools of the Devil himself!
Expected result;
I'm gonna watch tv, looking like robber while eating some kind
of organic mix that tastes similar to pizza while being recorded.
Hopefully I'll live through it all! :s
