Attn: Alex re: anus hair

[FuSoYa]

So I have noticed that whenever my anus crack is hairy my farts are completely silent. (the same principle from when you try to make a farting sound with your mouth against a cat's belly - the fur prevents any sound!)

And so logically, whenever I have removed the hair from my crack, my farts always expressed themselves as at least a hearty squeak if not a BRAAP.

So anyway, what do you think of this evidence, can you contribute to this wealth of information, and also what has been your own experience in this field?

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

.....

 

[xfer]

I'm going to assume that this is directed at Alex Nagle until proven otherwise.

 

[FuSoYa]

If that were the case I would have titled the thread "attn: grim cerebral beer whore Re: something obscene."

 

[xfer]

oh. well. i don't fart.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

so, logically, this means you have shaved/waxed your anus?

 

[deadair]

my eyes!!!!

MY EYES!!!!

OHHHH THEY BURN... GOD THEY BURN!!!!

 

[xfer]

nope.

 

[FuSoYa]

It is very difficult to convince someone to give you a rimmie if they're aiming to get a mouthful of fuzz.

 

[VangelicSurgeon]

xTMIx

 

[minxnim]

miew dudez

 

[azal]

"rimie"

 

[kleo706]

So Toby for that interview I was discussing with you.... you know it's for Anus Groomers Monthly right?

 

[azal]

There's no reason for that publication to be coming out on a monthly basis.