Attn: Chicago UMers

[The Ozzman]

I am going to be in the Chicago area next weekend. I will be around the Oak Park area and I am not sure if I will be hitting up downtown for my sister's birthday. This is more of a roll call for who is in the area and if you all might want to meet up on Saturday night if there is time

 

[Belligerent]

PM me. We'll get drunk somewhere.

 

[cookiecutter]

You should go see BigDave.

 

[False Joe]

Ozzers only a 6. dave only chats with 8s and 9s.

 

[The Ozzman]

Ozzers only a 6. dave only chats with 8s and 9s.

My pecs aren't big enough either

 

[cookiecutter]

Just say you have the numbers of some 9s and 10s and there will be like and 80-83% chance that he will come. That unless his dad takes back the Acura he bought him.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Dave is probably at some swank party as we speak. In fact, it's probably at one of his mansions. Chances are he's drinking a protein shake out of a solid gold blender right now. That's just the way it goes when you have a social circle of 400+ people.

 

[The Ozzman]

This thead is turning into

 

[mutantllama]

Dave is probably at some swank party as we speak. In fact, it's probably at one of his mansions. Chances are he's drinking a protein shake out of a solid gold blender right now. That's just the way it goes when you have a social circle of 400+ people. But later he will be on Myspace and be asking random girls to go out with him so he can lose his virginity.

fyp

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Uh, Dave only talked to sluts on myspace so that he could practice. Shows how much you know about The Game.

 

[mutantllama]

/:

 

[Alter]

I would meet and drink with you guys but I am under 21. Lets all meet up at Metal Haven or Kuma's Corner.

 

[Valerie]

That's just the way it goes when you have a social circle of 400+ people.

Which, by the way, he gathered in just one day.

 

[ThisIsACoolName]

Which, by the way, he gathered in just one day.

Dave has fifteen Ambers in his cell phone contacts. Fifteen. That's how much pussy he gets on a daily fucking basis.

 

[Belligerent]

Big Dave does cock pushups. Daily.

 

[supseudonymous]

Big Dave does cock pushups. Daily.

...in front of a mirror, of course. How else do you think he gets it up?

 

[MasterOLightning]

I would meet and drink with you guys but I am under 21. Lets all meet up at Metal Haven or Kuma's Corner.

These two are musts if you're in town.

 

[Alter]

I am in Des Plaines so it wont be hard for me to get down there.

 

[The Ozzman]

I'm going to be southwest of the city. Willow Park, I think

I will also be in Orland Park since my brother-in-law's sister lives there. I doubt I will make it into the city this time, but we'll see.

 

[Matt]

If you guys do meet up, post pics because I want to see what Alter looks like