ATTN:lizard

dorian gray

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Apr 8, 2004
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ill have to finish this later, typing one handed, baby shitting and crying loudly in ear
more to follow
 
id finish this if the wfie would get back from the grocery store and return to her true duty of tending to the baby. and making me some lunch hahaha
 
wow. i finally made the post and accidentally deleted it. this thread is a bad omen.
anyway, in repsonse to a recent post you made about yellow springs, i think its about time you packed up the family and made the hour drive. just take 70 west and 68 south. 68 will turn into xenia ave when you get into town. park the town car somewhere and do the following:
1) hike in glen helen (corry street) and drink from the yellow springs
2) visit dark star books on xenia ave and pet the store cat (or kick it if you dont like cats)
3) visit current cuisine ( where i worked for like 95 years) next door and get yous some expsensive lunch. while youre there, score some chocolate-covered espresso beans and ship them to lurch
4)visit antioch college campus and laugh
5)score some drugs

you wont regret it and will probably want to move there. youll need to be rich first of course, which is my problem too, so i would understand.

youll need to post pics here and tell me what you think. and this is an order, not a suggestion.