Dark One
The Tainted Dogma
You wanna fit in around here? Seriously, for fucks sake grow some thick ass skin, slishslosh some unique humor into the blender, develop some taste for the unknown extreme in music, and for extreme pronunciations that will have you totally hooked on Scandavaian and Romanian phonics and umlauts, talk when you should listen, listen when you should talk, get wasted at 4:00 am some time & come in here and post a few messages to yourself, crash hard & wake up to much derision surrounded by laughing emoticons, bare your soul and watch it get trampled & stepped on (surrounded by laughing emoticons), get used to it and laugh your own ass off while you're the one posting one of said emoticons at someone else's expense, provide a picture of some really hot tits and watch a forum circle jerk (save for Erik who will lecture you on true Swedish arm pit hair natural viking A-cup beauty), discuss potential metal fest travel plans with members of the forum you form a subset group with, have another circle jerk about what was just the best weekend you ever spent, complete with ridiculously embarrassing, yet lionized, pride worthy pictures of a lifetime, learn not to take life so seriously,
and oh yeah, FUCK OFF....... or something.
Welcome aboard.
and oh yeah, FUCK OFF....... or something.
Welcome aboard.