I need a new job like you read about...

[Hell Mike]

I quit mine today
(still working until the end of august but I told my boss today)

 

[MFJ]

Nice, going for the full-time fisherman lifestyle?

 

[dorian gray]

Hell yeah!!! That’s inspiring. I might quit mine this coming week

 

[MFJ]

what the hell are you guys planning to do? genuinely curious.

 

[Krilons Resa]

The tent cities that Jerry keeps posting pictures of have piqued their interest.

 

[Hell Mike]

I'm gonna go back to college and study forest shit

 

[Ellestin]

Sounds like an awesome project

 

[MFJ]

I'm gonna go back to college and study forest shit

Awesome! Good luck.

Back in 2006, I was accepted into the University of Maine forestry program. Not a week goes by without the fleeting thought that I missed out on something good. I still went to college, but it was the wrong place and I was studying the wrong thing.

 

[Hell Mike]

Do it now! Maybe do it at half speed or something? A course here and there for a long-ass time while living life as usual?

 

[Reign in Acai]

Most recently another director's chum got hired into my position. First part time hire in the department, all to accommodate her schedule with her full time job. Im sure shes getting paid a pence as well. Vunt was originally scheduled to work Thu/Fri and every other Sat. Nah bint says she cant swing that and she'll LET US KNOW what works for her. This bitch have Kawhi Leonard's agent? She's also been complaining about insufficient training, despite receiving the exact same training as everyone else. (My days off of Fri/Sat switched back to Thu/Fri on the pretext that this bint needs time to get settled to cover Sat's. Yea that worked out reaaaaaalllly well.)

This fat sow who clowned on the department has recently quit to pursue more lucrative avenues. Only had to work with this Jenny Craig washout for all of one hour. Was definitely enough, bint is so heavily connected any wrong slip on my part would have been an HR hit job in wait.

Upon her exit she gleefully waved at us all and with a patronizing tone exclaimed, "Thanks, You Guys Were Terrific!"

Scene fitting for an HD Porn Epilogue.

 

[Doom]

Throughout my 20s and early 30s I was regularly looking at the job market, looking for a new challenge, that sort of thing. I think I'm now resigned to just trying to not be sacked in my current job for the next 30 years and making it to retirement.

 

[J.]

same here on that. Im good where Im at. Just got a 3.5% raise, so now I can afford TWO Chick Fil A sandwiches

 

[Ellestin]

I totally read "so now I can afford two chicks" twice over. What is wrong with me.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Nothing wrong with that.

 

[NAD]

You just misjudged the true cost of American Women is all. Dreamlord would need a 5% raise for that.

 

[SonOfNun]

The real question is if his new woman can afford him.

 

[J.]

I am high maintenance.

 

[dorian gray]

I might not quit my job....but move instead. And then quit my job by default.