attn: my digestive system

[Baliset]

look i know you aren't very happy with me this week and i really can't blame you. Between the nine weiners all the way, the multitude of bud, miller, high life, coors light, and car bombs that i managed to drink down, the hamburgers in CT, and the greasy sausage egg and cheese sandwich i got at the diner tonight along with the three cups of coffee yeah i kind of get why you are pissed at me.

all i can ask is for your forgiveness. Thank you for your time.

 

[FalseTodd]

Save your apologies for the Fruit & Vegetables Union Local 314, buddy. The knee-cappers are en route.

Regards,
Lower G.I.

 

[lizard]

I also need forgiveness. my thursday night plan to get drunk and wig out to the Stooges and Radio Birdman was foiled by a three hour power outage (well, I did continue drinking...)

the next day I went to Rally's and ate three chili cheese dogs with onions. oooooooooooooooh.

 

[avi]

my wine tasting event on saturday got a little out of hand. sunday was spent in recovery. sorry stomach. I'll be nicer, I swear.

 

[minxnim]

i had like 5 slices of chocolate vegan cheesecake at my sister's command because my cousin said 'amanda's going to get fat someday soon....'