attn: Sam Falsetodd

[avi]

please be sure to update us on the location of alex's stool.

is it en-route to Baltimore, as expected?

 

[xfer]

it's in a Ziploc disposable tupperware containing heading to Albany.

 

[lizard]

Alex's stool? I don't want to know....

 

[avi]

 

[avi]

it has been reported on the 'other board' that said stool is indeed in Baltimore and is probably getting dog humped AT THIS VERY MOMENT! OMG!

 

[xfer]

this is an outrage!

 

[FalseTodd]

AHAHAHAHA

Totally went on the truck!

 

[deadair]

this is sooo great.

i love josh for this move.

 

[FalseTodd]

the best part is he didn't even mean for it to happen

 

[xfer]

suuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuure!

 

[FalseTodd]

actually the more i think about it, it would be better if it were totally intentional and he even went to the lengths of fooling me about his intention

 

[chupe666]

this reminds me of someone who
a) i gave a cd to to give to someone else who then
b) never remembered to give the cd to person #2 and had cd sit on his shelf and then
c) moved, packing up the cd with his other cds and then
d) unpacked said cd with other cds, placing them all upon his shelf in new house until
e) while at his house warming party in new place, i saw said cd on his shelf, grabbed it, went to other room where person #2 was standing, beer in hand, and handed it to him personally. 1 year later from original time i told him i'd give it to him. understandably, it was just a cd and the person had a lot more on his mind than that.


man, my stories are sucking more and more. i need to do something different like join a fight club.

 

[xfer]

i think Josh was talking about the same thing! you should find him and punch him in the nose to get things started!

 

[Josh Seipp]

Hi everyone. The stool is now in storage in Perry Hall, MD. it was licked by 2 dogs.

 

[xfer]

JOSH WIPE-BOTTOMS

x

 

[avi]

you should be documenting its travels

 

[mindspell]

I'd buy that book

 

[FalseTodd]

I'd write that book