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Reign in Acai
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
I don't see why he doesn't get sex. Normal looking fellow w/ above par intelligence he is. [/Yoda] Play the guitar in the quad of your college campus. I'm sure a jezebelle or two will stop what they are doing for a serenade.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Reign in Acai
Of Elephant and Man
When Chan-Wook walks in to a room all the men dive under tables and all the women pucker their lips. Both front and rear.
Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
Demilich
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RC is getting funnier again
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Returning videotapes
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Krilons Resa
Jerry's married?!
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
If given the proper time around a girl you can get action from almost any chick. If you give yourself the proper privacy and give a little time you will succeed. Come one moose, you can do it.
Demilich
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EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
I said ALMOST not every. Its true though , that girl of yours dreams that you know youll never have a shot at is not always outta reach. Given the proper situation and right attitude. You have to know which guy to be when around which chick. Say your at a party and there are three girls.
The insecure , the bitch, and fat girl.
Well all start by getting each one alone depending on which one is available.
Insecure= Ask about her last boyfriend, PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, ask the dumb questions like "what was his problem you are gorgoeus and he was retarded for Cheating on you and/or treating you that way" pretend to really care and you are in. Always tell her to do what makes her happy and that no man should control what she does or feels. Be a listener. Talk about how you really dont care about all that sex stuff and how you wish it was easier just to talk in a relationship. im telling ya this works.
The Bitch= Just like talk and be cool but pretend not to like her, shes thinks shes hot shit and if you pretend not to want her shell be sucking your cock by the end of the night. Make her seem like you are in charge. All these things have to do with body language and the way you talk. Be confident and secure about everything.
Fat chick= Last resort time and you dont wanna go home alone. The fat girl will always be the last to fall asleep , so STAY AWAKE. Shell eventually be like. Im gonna walk outside for a minute. Go with her. Shell also be insecure probably. When you start talking about how pretty the sky is and all that bullshit just be like "you know you are a pretty girl too , why did you come by yourself?" when she gives you the sob story, just talka bout how shallow people are and how theers alot more to people than their looks and that there is nothing wrong with emotions and talking about them. She wont get naked but I guarantee shell suck you off after a short make out session.
Youve got to kinda be out going and eccentric a little to pull this tuff off. It does work. Basically study some psychology and figure out which guy you have to be around which girl and you can usually make out well by the end of the night.
The insecure , the bitch, and fat girl.
Well all start by getting each one alone depending on which one is available.
Insecure= Ask about her last boyfriend, PRETEND TO CARE ABOUT EVERYTHING SHE SAYS, ask the dumb questions like "what was his problem you are gorgoeus and he was retarded for Cheating on you and/or treating you that way" pretend to really care and you are in. Always tell her to do what makes her happy and that no man should control what she does or feels. Be a listener. Talk about how you really dont care about all that sex stuff and how you wish it was easier just to talk in a relationship. im telling ya this works.
The Bitch= Just like talk and be cool but pretend not to like her, shes thinks shes hot shit and if you pretend not to want her shell be sucking your cock by the end of the night. Make her seem like you are in charge. All these things have to do with body language and the way you talk. Be confident and secure about everything.
Fat chick= Last resort time and you dont wanna go home alone. The fat girl will always be the last to fall asleep , so STAY AWAKE. Shell eventually be like. Im gonna walk outside for a minute. Go with her. Shell also be insecure probably. When you start talking about how pretty the sky is and all that bullshit just be like "you know you are a pretty girl too , why did you come by yourself?" when she gives you the sob story, just talka bout how shallow people are and how theers alot more to people than their looks and that there is nothing wrong with emotions and talking about them. She wont get naked but I guarantee shell suck you off after a short make out session.
Youve got to kinda be out going and eccentric a little to pull this tuff off. It does work. Basically study some psychology and figure out which guy you have to be around which girl and you can usually make out well by the end of the night.
Demilich
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You know all of that sounds like a load of the creepiest, most roundaboud, fucked up bullshit I've read, and I've read the Bible.
How about actually caring, talking, listening, and actually enjoying other things about people than their looks instead of completely falsifying yourself just to get some action?
How about actually caring, talking, listening, and actually enjoying other things about people than their looks instead of completely falsifying yourself just to get some action?
EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY
I hate wiener dogs. Dreadful creatures.
There is nothing wrong with being fake to get a blowjob or get laid. Because you know inside that I couldve just won an academy award for this performance but instead you're getting your dick sucked or fucked. This is not dishonest this is true.
Always continue to be that guy too, if you ever see that girl or any girl youve messed around with, always be who she thinks you are because girls tell their friends. And if you were nice and polite to the insecure girl and all her friends find out because she probably keeps similar company and theyll think you are the sweetest.
The bitch girl will tell her friends how take charge you are and theyll probably be interested as well.
Fat chicks usually have at least one skinny hot friend or more fat friends that need reassuarance that all men arent shallow and THEY WILL FIND YOU at the next party.
It also helps if you either A. have a good sized penis or B. can use what you got well. If its C. and both of the above then you are set for life.
Be honest about your dick too!!! This is important , i use to tell chicks all the time that I had a really small dick and that was just me, that i didnt care blah blah blah. Then when they found out "they were like no you dont." If they still mess around with you then they are worth maybe dating. Because they are cool with who you are. Even if you have a little dick.
If you have a big dick and they are insecure as well they will always come back for more because they will think you are insecure too and they will want to show you that you have no reason to be insecure and that they can help you .This actually gives them confidence int he long run too. Its wierd an twisted and hard to understand but it fucking works. Some girls like to feel like they have that motherly instinct in being there for you.
Basically like playing a role and being an actor. YOU CANNOT BE TIMID OR SHY.
Always continue to be that guy too, if you ever see that girl or any girl youve messed around with, always be who she thinks you are because girls tell their friends. And if you were nice and polite to the insecure girl and all her friends find out because she probably keeps similar company and theyll think you are the sweetest.
The bitch girl will tell her friends how take charge you are and theyll probably be interested as well.
Fat chicks usually have at least one skinny hot friend or more fat friends that need reassuarance that all men arent shallow and THEY WILL FIND YOU at the next party.
It also helps if you either A. have a good sized penis or B. can use what you got well. If its C. and both of the above then you are set for life.
Be honest about your dick too!!! This is important , i use to tell chicks all the time that I had a really small dick and that was just me, that i didnt care blah blah blah. Then when they found out "they were like no you dont." If they still mess around with you then they are worth maybe dating. Because they are cool with who you are. Even if you have a little dick.
If you have a big dick and they are insecure as well they will always come back for more because they will think you are insecure too and they will want to show you that you have no reason to be insecure and that they can help you .This actually gives them confidence int he long run too. Its wierd an twisted and hard to understand but it fucking works. Some girls like to feel like they have that motherly instinct in being there for you.
Basically like playing a role and being an actor. YOU CANNOT BE TIMID OR SHY.
