Attn: Slutz

I don't think Matt needs Sex at all. This supposed need is nothing but a mask for his feeling of longing for intellectual intercourse and emotional exchange with a member of the opposing gender. A night of passioned filled bed wetting with a woman whose self esteem is lower than his, will do nothing but send him twirling down a road of female degradation. We all know he is a romantic at heart.
 
Believe me if I had video Id post it. Actually somewhere in Oklahoma lies many videos that I have been involved in but they lie in the wood chest of my friend at OU. Damn you Dusty.

I got a picture with Per of the Haunted last night, very relaxed dude. No i didnt seduce him. Christina from Lacuna Coil was walking around, damn I wanted to bang her , but lord LC suck so much. EVERY FUCKING SONG SOUNDS THE SAME. Thank god Danzig was good. Half of his band was from Type O negative and the bass player was from Samhain. Johnny Kelly banged the hell outta his drum kit and was thoroughly impressive live.
 
EVERLOSTINFAKEMISOGYNY's latest conquest:

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I think it's funny how if I said 'EVERWERADFSEFSEFD' people would know who I'm talking about. I've never even read his full name.
 
those little buttons at the bottom of posts are really annoying. yeah sure i want to digg this post, it's a picture of an asian broad with her tits out, stupid UM
 
That movie gave us a nice shot of Joey Lauren Adams small but ample breasts.

Its good to know that everyone depsises me enough ( albeit for different reasons) that everyone can come together to make fun of me. Thats the kind of fellowship i bring to this forum.

I cant wait for Jan. 26th. Dark Funeral and Enslaved are playing a show together down here. Im debating on Dec 10th. though, its the Grave, Dismember, and Entombed show. I really love Dismember but am not much of a fan of entombed.
 
Haha, you dumb bastard. It's a boat.

Genuinely huge fucking :lol:

Its good to know that everyone depsises me enough ( albeit for different reasons) that everyone can come together to make fun of me. Thats the kind of fellowship i bring to this forum.

I don't despise you, I just think that you fall into one of two categories. Either;

1) You genuinely have got some extremely messed-up and bitter views on women based on bad experiences that are amusing to light-heartedly mock once in a while, or

2) You've consciously decided to become an RC 'character' and taken on exagerrated personality quirks so your posts garner attention (I'd say RiA did kinda the same thing with the exaggerated racism and verbose if somewhat forced rants).
 
[1) My views on women have become much better actually.

2) ITs not really a character , I state exactly what I feel all the time, sometimes I think i might have a mild split personality issue, but I dont really worry about it. I know I am mildly eccentric.

I dont try to be a character. Really. I dont really have what you would call an inner voice.