Attn: Slutz

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

You know all of that sounds like a load of the creepiest, most roundaboud, fucked up bullshit I've read, and I've read the Bible.

How about actually caring, talking, listening, and actually enjoying other things about people than their looks instead of completely falsifying yourself just to get some action?

Well man hes just trying to get laid, havent you ever had to play a role because you were so fucking horny youd fuck about anything but you had to find a taker first?? When you are ready for a relationship then be yourself. If you are just trying to get laid then throw a show on.

This is not that far fetched and the fact that we were all 16 - 50 at one time means that during that time there had to be at least one instance where there was that one drop dead gorgeous chick that you wouldve done anything to fuck.

The world is grand conquer many. Then settle when the time is right. Always wear a condom as HIV/ AIDS and any other sexual diseases are not good to spread or give to anyone. Ive been tested and clean all my life.

 

[Demilich]

This is not that far fetched and the fact that we were all 16 - 50 at one time

not Trylakos iirc


i know what you mean. never been in that situation, no. ive only slept with one chick ever. but like... hundreds of times

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

You guys asked . Im just telling you what worked for me. I have a gf now for 2 years that I love to death and have never cheated on her nor ever will , but when Im single well thats a different story.

 

[EVERLOSTINDEADETERNITY]

It doesnt work for everyone and sometimes you are that lucky person that finds the right person right away. Others have to dig alittle deeper and in doing must taste the waters of many streams.

 

[Demilich]

must taste the waters of many streams.

and to think yesterday i didnt get why they called you EVERLOSTINDICTIONARY

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

my balls have been dry for far too long

 

[Guthrum]

This thread rules.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

You know all of that sounds like a load of the creepiest, most roundaboud, fucked up bullshit I've read, and I've read the Bible.

I 'd

 

[Demilich]

haha i got rep for that post already too

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

You know all of that sounds like a load of the creepiest, most roundaboud, fucked up bullshit I've read, and I've read the Bible.

How about actually caring, talking, listening, and actually enjoying other things about people than their looks instead of completely falsifying yourself just to get some action?

I'm gonna agree here, that's too much effort. Plus kinda creepy and weird. I'd rather earn it for being me.

 

[Reign in Acai]

 

[Conspicuously Absent]

I reccomend this dating site for you M00se... www.fleshlight.com...

For more info
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fleshlight

 

[Krilons Resa]

for the love of goat

 

[cthulufhtagn]

If they still mess around with you then they are worth maybe dating. Because they are cool with who you are. Even if you have a little dick.

 

[dorian gray]

A huge LOL at EVERLOSTINDICTIONARY. Ima gonna have to agree with his point though - Moose DID say he just wanted to get laid, and while I was not one of those guys in my teens, I had many friends who were and they did everything EVERLOSTINDICTIONARY mentioned....and it worked almost every time.
Btw, this isnt the kind of behavior you want to indulge in after say, age 20, because it's just embarrasing, but in high school? Sure worked for my buddies.

 

[J.]

i hate that everlostindeadeternity's name is so fucking long and fucks up the alignment of posts

 

[MajestikMøøse]

abort! abort! Parody thread gone wrong!!!

sucked a kidney through the tube!

tube of death impales my stomach nowwwwwwwww!

(et cetera)

 

[Reign in Acai]

EverLostinDyslexia post pics of some of these conquests. Give Matt some visual inspiration!!!

 

[MajestikMøøse]

I suggest WAR PESTILENCE FAMINE AND DEATH

 

[MajestikMøøse]

DON'T YOU KNOW GOD IS DISABLLLEEDDD
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