Attn: work bathroom soap

is the tp like the really thin kind on one of those gargantuan rolls with a circumference greater than the poles of the Acropolis?

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the tp at my job is like, this weird container that dispenses separate sheets of it, all folded weird. you try to pull out like, 2 and about 12 come out, and then you feel like you have to use the whole wad of them as to not waste it......
but at least it's facial tissue soft.