Attn: Work

[chupe666]

I hate you.


In Loathing,
chupe

 

[Kitty Star]

Forward this message to: My Work

 

[Josh Seipp]

*bookmarking thread in anticipation of forwarding to My Future Job*

 

[Kitty Star]

I am still at work, it is 7:35pm. I am supposed to be shredding ridiculous amounts of paper in anticipation of my last day. All paper shredders in the office have stopped working and I still have a whole box to do. I hate today.

 

[Josh Seipp]

put a sign on the box that says '2 b shredded' and hide it somewhere

 

[xfer]

a glimpse into the Seipp secretarial mind

 

[chupe666]

Dear Work:

I stopped by your place tonight at 7pm.
For free copies.
I'm totally using you for my own personal gain and will give you nothing in return.


Still Loathing You,
chupe

 

[NAD]

Dear work:

Fuck off for the next 5 days, I'm going to San Francisco.

Signed,
guy who hopes to quit in 6 months

 

[lizard]

Kitty Star, why is today your last day? are you being let go or are you proving that workers control the means of production, and giving a hearty "fuck you" to the bourgeois?

 

[Josh Seipp]

a glimpse into the Seipp secretarial mind

ahahahahaha

 

[avi]

whatcha doing in SF mr. Nad? ever think we might not want you here?

 

[chupe666]

too many nads in san francisco already, right avi?

 

[avi]

yeah, dammit

 

[azal]

on a related note, I think some former members of Psychotic Waltz are playing again. They are from SF and the band is called Teabag.

sayin'

 

[chupe666]

amazing tie-in azal.

 

[Kitty Star]

Kitty Star, why is today your last day? are you being let go or are you proving that workers control the means of production, and giving a hearty "fuck you" to the bourgeois?

Today is my last day because I am moving to Santa Cruz (about 30minutes away over a mountain right near the ocean. *sigh*) to go to school at UC Santa Cruz. I will still be working for the same company over there but a different boss and that is all that really matters to me. This guy is actually going to pay me what I am worth ($16/hour + commisions instead of $14/hour), and he is putting me in charge because I've been with State Farm for 2 fucking years! Finally getting recognition, I can't wait.

 

[chupe666]

sweet, congrats.

it seems the only way to make more money is to switch jobs.

 

[Kitty Star]

Thanks! I am really excited about it.

Oh and this girl I work with who rules (Katie) just hung up on this client that I have hated sooo much for sooo long. I am very happy at this moment.

 

[xfer]

you suck, dude. and not my pork loin.

 

[Kitty Star]

This may just be karma paying you back for calling me a punching bag Alex. Ever think of that?