Attn: Work

[mindspell]

Unless you want to come here and cuddle, there is no way I am going to assume that.

There are cheap flights to Montreal if you like...

 

[Kitty Star]

A Canadian vacation doesn't sound so bad right now.

 

[xfer]

oh my god mindspell if you steal kitty star from me i'm going to stuff a longneck Labatt's up your ouioui-hole.

 

[Nut Butter]

tease

 

[Kitty Star]

oh my god mindspell if you steal kitty star from me i'm going to stuff a longneck Labatt's up your ouioui-hole.

Are you jealous? You actually care? Wow. I feel loved right now.

 

[mindspell]

Alex you are welcome to join in, especially since you are so well groomed...

 

[xfer]

just keep your froggy paw off my hairless ass.

 

[0sm0se]

Hey Virginia isn't so bad either Kitty Star, after you get over the blatant racism, oppressive humidity, and astonishing preppiness (popped collars and plaid shorts). Give me a visit, I have an available futon.

 

[Kitty Star]

Canada, Boston, Virginia... so many places to go!!! I think for now I will remain under Alex's bed. It is safe and quiet down here and I can sleep all day with my pet rats and dust bunnies.

 

[lizard]

osmose is entering the fray bidding for kitty star's hand!
his pimp hat is thrown into the ring so to speak.

 

[mindspell]

Let's not get carried away here. I have no interest in Kitty Star's hand...

 

[xfer]

i win!

 

[mindspell]

Not necessarily. I sais no interest in her hand, that doesn't mean I don't have any interest in anything else that's hers...

 

[xfer]

I was referring to the fact that Kitty Star decided to choo-choo-choose ME.

 

[mindspell]

She choose a hardwood floor, not you. Just happens that the floor resides in your house.

 

[xfer]

sorry, there's no room for you in my room!

i don't think you could even get up the stair tunnel!

i did set aside a nice shoebox just for meghan, though.

 

[azal]

haha imagine leading half ton man up the stairs like a cow and saying to your roomate, "Yo, this guy is gonna crash here for a while, that's cool right?"

 

[xfer]

"umm hey can you ask the landlord if these are load-bearing walls?"

 

[NAD]

whatcha doing in SF mr. Nad? ever think we might not want you here?

Went to see Hammers of Misfortune at Bottom of the Hill and just skip town for a day or two. SF may not have wanted me, but one black gay male did, he said I was "hot" and offered to "swallow," whatever that means. I politely turned him down, but thanked him anyhow.

this topic long left it's origins and the potential threadjack subject of SF, but I had to, I just had to!

 

[0sm0se]

Let's just say, no girl I've ever been with has ever stopped at giving me a hand...