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[xfer]

i was LAMENTING the fact that you were a punching bag. not directing an insult at you!

 

[Kitty Star]

Okay, fair enough. I retract said statement and replace it with:

Yea that guy sucks for dissing Alex all the time. Alex is way too cool for this!

 

[xfer]

better.

 

[Kitty Star]

Glad to be of service.

 

[mindspell]

Yea that guy sucks for dissing Alex all the time. Alex is way too cool for this!

I read that quickly and for some reason the "for dissing" disapeared and thought: That's it, she has gone way too far.....

 

[azal]

half ton man looks like what meatloaf would have been if he had continued to gain 50 lbs every year since 1986.

 

[lizard]

even if meatloaf was say 300 lbs in 1986, and gained 50 lbs a year since, he still would be barely over 1200 lbs!!
incredible.

 

[Kitty Star]

I read that quickly and for some reason the "for dissing" disapeared and thought: That's it, she has gone way too far.....

But but.... *sigh* always just assuming the worst of the small mexican, I see how this is.

 

[xfer]

man, i bet kitty star could get caught in half-ton man's belly flab and lost forever.

or until he goes prospecting for stray Cheerios because his mid-late-morning meal is ten minutes late and he's starting to get antsy.

 

[azal]

I can picture his fat mouth slowing opening and yelling "COME ON, I'VE HAVEN'T EATEN IN MINUTES!!!"

 

[Kitty Star]

Eeek!! You're probably right and I am terrified of the thought. I will have nightmares now.

 

[mindspell]

Well, I have good reasons... BTW its not that you're Mexican, its that small and cute... bad combination

Here kitty kitty kitty,

 

[Kitty Star]

You assume the worst of me because I'm small and cute? I thought that was supposed to make me inconspicuous.

 

[azal]

and good at crossing borders illegally.

 

[xfer]

...hidden in the flab of half-ton men.

 

[Kitty Star]

I imagine it would be more comfortable than in the back of a small truck with a hundred other imigrants. At least the fat folds are padded and less likely to be searched.

 

[mindspell]

Fuck UM, lost my post bastards...

Short version: You didn't show your worse within the first few minutes of knowing therefore I assume worse. You being a cute women doesn't help, small == sneaky. Lifelong contact with beatiful women has me very wary of anything they do. I wish I had Azal's ways...

 

[xfer]

toby: gory story idea:

half-ton Mexican man gets hired to transport $800,000 worth of heroin into the united states within his "natural saddlebags". he doesn't shower for a month prior to the journey so he's absolutely disgusting and no border guards want to search him. he gets wheeled through "to seek treatment in the US", travelling with an "aide" who is actually a hired assistant of the drug traffickers. lots of gross shots of bugs crawling out of his flab, and stink lines.

when he arrives in the US, there's an extended disgusting border scene, but he gets through. he gets to the traffickers' place and they put on gas masks and start digging out the packets. when it's all said and done...ONE IS MISSING!

then comes the climax/twist.

 

[azal]

I'm sold on this pitch.


MAKE IT HAPPEN TOBY.

 

[Kitty Star]

Fuck UM, lost my post bastards...

Short version: You didn't show your worse within the first few minutes of knowing therefore I assume worse. You being a cute women doesn't help, small == sneaky. Lifelong contact with beatiful women has me very wary of anything they do. I wish I had Azal's ways...

I am too small to actually do anything without help. So just assume I am sweet, cuddly and lovable.