aug's euro invasion 2015-16

[Omni]

free doesn't matter. to me, money is part of the equation but is simply a means to an end, which is all that matters. the only things i value are quality (level of attractiveness) first and quantity (fucking as many hot women as possible) second.

i had 4 exceptional whores in 2 days: a romanian, a french, a hungarian, and a german-moroccan (stunning). 2 on sunday and 2 on monday. what did you guys have?

I drank 4 cans of Cigar City White Oak Aged Jai Alai IPA and I still have 8 more. I also have 6 different varieties of Stone Arrogant Bastard and 2 bottles of Dogfish Head 120-Minute IPA in my beer cellar. I think that I'm winning. Enjoy paying for physical contact and recording it secretly.

 

[Onder]

I drank 4 cans of Cigar City White Oak Aged Jai Alai IPA and I still have 8 more. I also have 6 different varieties of Stone Arrogant Bastard and 2 bottles of Dogfish Head 120-Minute IPA in my beer cellar. I think that I'm winning. Enjoy paying for physical contact and recording it secretly.

Did you pay for those or not? Just to be clearly following this thread's theme.

 

[Omni]

I actually only paid for some of them, but I get to have them for as long as I want since they don't belong to a Russian pimp.

 

[Onder]

I actually only paid for some of them, but I get to have them for as long as I want since they don't belong to a Russian pimp.

It's not like he has a shortage (at least on his trips). He doesn't need to own them either.

 

[Onder]

Just to make a statement here so I'm not lumped to one side of the argument, before I post some pictures with Aug in a few days - I don't think there's anything inherently wrong with paying for sex. I just think it's funny that someone would crave licking a portal of shit and ugly people's cock. Imagine a moon's mass of shit and another moonful of ugly bastards' cocks going through there like trains through a busy railroad tunnel. It's literally shit, shit, old black guy's cock, sleazy russian cock, shit, russian cock, diarrhea, ugly disabled person's cock, still diarrhea, black cock, and then Aug carefully selects the specimen and buries his feelers in it, building entire holiday trips around those encounters.

Pretty admirable tbh, beers are waiting.

EDIT: Also, Aug, what Prague's brothels are you visiting this year?

 

[arg]

i have a whole list with addresses, maps and shit man i'll show you when i get there

 

[CiG]

At fucking least piss on them or get them to piss on you when you record these encounters man. Grow some balls faggot.

I actually only paid for some of them, but I get to have them for as long as I want since they don't belong to a Russian pimp.

Holy shit.

 

[Onder]

Yesterday I met with Aug. It's been a while since has was here the last time but we remembered some places we went to those several years ago.

This time we met under the clock on the Old Town Square as Aug was having some food in one of the touristy places. To me it was quite funny because we had small Urquells for 80czk which sounds incredibly overpriced to any czech person. We walked around Prague quite a bit as a lot of the classic czech Urquell places were full and a lot of the hipstery bars I like were closed as it was the first of January. We still found some spots and drank beers and talked whores before the brothel expert took off to investigate on the quality of czech prostitutes. He has a fucking file on him with a map of whorehouses and instructions on how to get there.

I myself went to a one more bar in my neighborhood before calling it a day and today I woke up pretty fucking early and can't sleep.

 

[arg]

AUG IS BACK IN PRAGUE

MET THIS LEGEND OF UM

FIREPLACE METAL AS FUCK

 

[Onder]

I have to laugh seeing the picture with the fucking fireplace. You were excited about how metal it is. And the gay bartender asking about your age. That place was weird.

EDIT: Now how was your whorehouse experience in the evening? Did you get it up?

 

[arg]

magical pill never fails! where we drinking today?

 

[CiG]

Onder you look high as shit. You have chinky eyes.

 

[Onder]

magical pill never fails! where we drinking today?

I think I need two more hours of sleep but I will probably fail to fall asleep anyway.

But well, we should go to a some of the places that were closed yesterday.

 

[Onder]

Yesterday we had some more beers. Met two of my friends for a moment but Aug was already swallowing his erection pills looking forward to fucking whores, the meaning of his life. All in all a successful trip I think! I finally looked at the screens on the last page and the girl looks like a typical Russian.

I would be interested to see some czech girls from Sexy sauna etc.

 

[The Butt]

erection pills

 

[Onder]

erection pills

We specifically talked about you yesterday tbh and sincerely laughed about your life and its petty misfortunes such as your girlfriend's mother wearing your girlfriend's clothes or her asking you to share your food with someone. It sounds kinda sad, but we still laughed.

 

[arg]

i enjoyed meeting onder's buddies,

the drunk doctor who ALSO licks buttholes AND likes to be pissed on. finally someone who understands!

the traveling architect who has been to my country and fucked a filipina on an island, with a cave, with a pond inside the cave, on a beach near some rocks during sunset. epic story!

 

[rms]

what does viagra cost on the black market these days?

 

[viewerfromnihil]

From what I understand, it's pretty cheap in Europe.

 

[The Butt]

We specifically talked about you yesterday tbh and sincerely laughed about your life and its petty misfortunes such as your girlfriend's mother wearing your girlfriend's clothes or her asking you to share your food with someone. It sounds kinda sad, but we still laughed.

I am glad I could be a negative influence on your lives.