aug's euro travelogue 2014-15

[arg]

what can i say i like skinny model-type blondes

nsfw

nsfw

this is 1 of the 4 i had

 

[Krow]

I wonder what the protocol is if your whore farts whilst your face is simulating a toilet and you throw up in her ass.

 

[arg]

no i would inhale deeply and say thank you madame

 

[Blind Guardian]

no i would inhale deeply and say thank you madame

 

[Master_Yoda77]

http://youtu.be/IVEBGUUb4SM

 

[arg]

on new year's day i flew to amsterdam. it had been 3 years since i was last there but everything was so familiar to me, i still navigated those dark alleys like a pro. at the smoke shop though, i was fuckin terrible at rolling, and a fellow tourist helped me out lol.

i also had a eurasian whore from one of those former soviet union countries, she had that slavic-chinese-arab look going on, gorgeous. too bad my hidden camera died, sorry dudes :/

 

[Onder]

Fuck yeah weed beers whores fucking shit man Europe. You did well, Aug. I always like to hear from you.

 

[arg]

last stop was London. i did cultural things like go to the theatre.

Phantom of the Opera was fucking amazing. when the theme song played the live orchestra sounded awesome and i started headbanging. i shed man-tears when Christine sang Wishing You Were Somehow Here Again :'(.

i also watched Cats which was quite entertaining as well, a lot of dancing and acrobatics. Nicole Scherzinger was pretty good as Grizabella. she sounded kinda poppy but her voice and range worked nonetheless.

i had a 19yo Bulgarian girl on the 1st day and a 20yo Romanian girl on the 2nd day. they were both hot gypsy sluts and i licked their assholes, french kissed them, fucked them, cuddled, hugged them and said i'd come back and take them to america (sadly that was a lie)

 

[tagradh]

I'll be at harry potter platform in 40mins.

Also, greatest thread.


And i should find a way of getting the bit about romanians and bulgarians into the media. As evidence. That theyre tekkin urrr jerbs. The jobs that we so want to do.

 

[arg]

I'll be at harry potter platform in 40mins.

Also, greatest thread.


And i should find a way of getting the bit about romanians and bulgarians into the media. As evidence. That theyre tekkin urrr jerbs. The jobs that we so want to do.

dude go to angelsoflondon dot com
and ask for caprice or edith

this agency is very reliable the phone guy is super nice and chill and gives easy directions via the tube/walking. the price you see on the website is all there is, no hidden or extra charges

 

[Onder]

Fucking fish and chips.