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haha great stuff - im going to get raped in stockholm by a swedish metal engineer

edit: CORRECTION! 2 METAL ENGINEERS

well yea being half turk is no problem, i'll just take my irish passport with me and leave my turkish one at home. problem solved. i've never hard problems in the past and i've been all throughout europe and most of western asia (turkey, iran, iraq etc)

and actually if you trace by my ancestry back around 80 years im not turkish, im cechenian... aka: i can never go near russia without the fear of having my skull being stabbed by neo nazi fucktards

although on the other side i speak like an irish dude, i look irish (kind of) and i certainly drink like an irish
 
He won't even get in because "Sverigedemokraterna" will do everything in their power to stop him from entering this country! Why? Because he's half turk... that means he probably has some terrorism in his blood and he is a potential danger to Sweden. As "Sverigedemokraterna" already points out, muslims are the greatest threat since World War II to Sweden, and we cannot allow any more muslims to enter.

Hahahaha, this is stupid :D For people who are wondering what the hell I'm talking about: There is a political party here who thinks muslims will take over Sweden sometime soon and fuck the whole country up, and I'm just making some silly references to them right now, that's about it =)

If Sverigedemokraterna ever comes to Stockholm, I'll fuck them up good, stockholm style(whatever that means)


EDIT: Found the stockholm style:
 
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if Sverigedemokraterna ever goes go stockholm i'll fly over to turkey and launch a few arab missiles at the party - problem solved! haha

i'll prewarn you's so that you can hide in yout bath tubs during the bombing

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hahah i love epic bitch fights! if thats how you's fight in sweden land im never going to piss you guys off!

this is how us irish are... drunken bare knuckle knacker fights (skip forward about 6 minutes into the video to see the scrap)

 
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