Aussie Icons

[Spruce Goose]

I have to go to a party on Saturday night and the theme is to dress up as your favorite Aussie Icon..

I know there are heaps of things that I can go as, but do you's have any cool ideas for me??

I might go as Uncle Arthur, Angus (Although I think heaps of people will do him....) or something more abstract..... Such as going dressed as a baby and attaching a dingo to my neck and covering myself in blood.....

 

[Goreripper]

Cut eyes holes in a bucket and go as Ned Kelly.

Or just wear Speedos and say you're Ian Thorpe.

Or wear a blue wig and Elton John glasses and go as Dame Edna.

Or dress up as Skippy. Or Humphrey B. Bear.

 

[Lord Tim]

Or wear a denim jacket with patches and a top hat and go as Goreripper!

 

[Goreripper]

Make sure you pass out in a corner somewhere if you do that!

 

[phlogiston]

The Ian Thorpe ideas got my vote. That's fuckin funny.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

 

[TRrEiTxIxRiE DTrash]

Wear torn jeans and a Shit Happens tank top and go as Timmy!

 

[Dakk]

Take a George W. Bush doll, dress up as Johnny Howard & sit on the dolls' lap all night!

Apart from the doll you'd only need some glasses & a comb-over.

 

[Blitzkrieg]

And eyebrow implants.

 

[KoichCPA]

Fuck that, go as alf stewart, and talk to your imaginary wife all night. I have a fancy dress party on saturday as well, and for your information, I'm going as a nun

 

[Spruce Goose]

One of my mates suggested that I go as a Kelvinator, and when I get they say: 'Oh shit, I thought it was an Aussie AIR-con party!'

 

[KoichCPA]

Do you know who you reall should go as,that no one else will, who is a great Australian, Bruce Mcaveney. ALl you have to do is where a suit jacket and walk around all night proclaiming that everything is special. Ohhhhh SPeeecial,what a speecial moment,for a speeecial guy, this beer is fantastic,it's speeecial.

 

[Spiff]

That's actually a very good idea, Koichi. Kudos to thee!!

 

[Southy]

that is smart Koichi. You could go as peter garrett or Angry Anderson..all ya need is a bals looking wig thingy, and loadsa nikko pen scribble on ya arms if ya AA

 

[Bucko]

Go as Arthur Dunger , white flopy hat , zinc on the nose/face , T-shirt with a pillow stuffed up the front, Stubbie shorts , thongs and Stubbie Holder ........Paul Hogans Ocker

 

[salty]

Buy a fake concrete aboriginal, put a sign on it that says Nevil...Pair of brown slacks...tucked in shirt...Newspaper under your arm...go as Ted Bullpit!

Make sure every time someone grabs a beer you yell out "Money on the fridge!"

Keep proclaiming "Somebody aught to blow nuns up!"

If someone sits in your seat go "Go 'n! Go 'n! Go 'n!"

And dont forget to keep mentioning all the abstract little jobs you have just done on "The Kingswood" and that noone can use it. "The Kingswood!? Your not taking the Kingswood...I just gladwrapped the numberplates!"

 

[KoichCPA]

I forgot all about him, Ted Bullpit is certainly a great Australian