automated beacon

[Bambi]

I cant stop looking

http://automatedbeacon.net/




For immediate release 01/01/05



At 00.00hrs on January 1st 2005 an automated beacon began broadcasting on the web at http://www.automatedbeacon.net



"The beacon continuously relays selected live web searches as they are being made around the world, presenting them back in series and at regular intervals.
The beacon has been instigated to act as a silent witness: a feedback loop providing a global snapshot of ourselves to ourselves in real-time.

As resources become available, ÔBeaconÕ will also begin broadcasting an audio version of this signal across the web and as a series of short wave radio broadcasts and FM local area broadcasts Ðtime and places to be confirmed.

A physical display system is also being developed for installation in public spaces, galleries &c. Please make any enquiries to:

info@automatedbeacon.net "

 

[my dying groom]

Hehe 'leather pentagram masks' was a nice one.

 

[Maqus]

shit, that was me

 

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[Mick Moss]

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aarghh no more

 

[Allan]

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[my dying groom]

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[elzka]

i dont believe in this. someone was searching for hotmail. nah, must be fake..noone can be that..slow.

 

[Bambi]

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i was on the bravo uk website just now and saw an ad for that

 

[discouraged1]

Ananova:

Man peed way out of avalanche

A Slovak man trapped in his car under an avalanche freed himself by drinking 60 bottles of beer and urinating on the snow to melt it.

Rescue teams found Richard Kral drunk and staggering along a mountain path four days after his Audi car was buried in the Slovak Tatra mountains.

He told them that after the avalanche, he had opened his car window and tried to dig his way out.

But as he dug with his hands, he realised the snow would fill his car before he managed to break through.

He had 60 half-litre bottles of beer in his car as he was going on holiday, and after cracking one open to think about the problem he realised he could urinate on the snow to melt it, local media reported.

He said: "I was scooping the snow from above me and packing it down below the window, and then I peed on it to melt it. It was hard and now my kidneys and liver hurt. But I'm glad the beer I took on holiday turned out to be useful and I managed to get out of there."

Parts of Europe have this week been hit by the heaviest snowfalls since 1941, with some places registering more than ten feet of snow in 24 hours.

 

[snow2fall]

is masturbation a sin

A friend told me about a freaky Catholic guy who posted this exact question on a Christian forum and asked the board members for help...

 

[Maqus]

That's cause I guess according to the Catholic faith masturbation is a sin. Onanism comes from Onan's name who wastes his semen when he jerks off in some part of the Bible.

 

[my dying groom]

Onanism comes from Onan's name who wastes his semen when he jerks off in some part of the Bible.

Tell me something new

But I'm wondering why you didn't jump at 'tongue numb can't speak'

 

[Maqus]

Cause I'm polite like hell

But I thought of it.

 

[Maqus]

Onanism also means coitus interruptus, I wonder if that implies that coitus interruptus is also a sin.

I'm sinless though in both respects.

 

[Brynjar]

what?! you! mastrubate right now! it's the only way to get rid of those pesky kittens!

 

[Maqus]

I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
I would do anything for love
But I won't do THAT

 

[my dying groom]

Cause I'm polite like hell

But I thought of it.

I didn't need telepathy for that

My new favourite search is 'google', by the way.

 

[Allan]

I've seen 'food' twice

 

[Strangelight]

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