AWMM is in heat.

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[lurch70]

that's a Hungarian chick ... full on 100% hungarian name ... HOT!

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

ah well. i'm not fully researching if they're spanish or not. if it shows up in a google search for spanish chicks, good enough for me

 

[lizard]

I don't think Awmm is the only horny person around here now

me: (picks up phone) hey babe, it's me....get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed!
wife: and what's gotten you all fired up?
me: er....(can't reveal that CT has been posting hawt pics all afternoon on ter intarweb) you know I just can't get enough, woman!

 

[lurch70]

my fave ... EVER spaniard ... Paz Vega ... I love her!!!

rent SEX and LUCIA for some steamy scenes ... she was in Spanglish also

 

[NAD]

google image results for "beaner bitch" has but one photo:

and good christ, even with all the titties in this thread lurch still wins. edit: lizard in close second place now hahahhaa

 

[lurch70]

I don't think Awmm is the only horny person around here now

me: (picks up phone) hey babe, it's me....get your biscuits in the oven and your buns in bed!
wife: and what's gotten you all fired up?
me: er....(can't reveal that CT has been posting hawt pics all afternoon on ter intarweb) you know I just can't get enough, woman!

you know the yellow speedo will pop into your head during the "session" and you will LOL uncontrolably :Spin:

 

[lizard]

:Spin:

 

[Tide In Mind Out]

 

[lizard]

I'm noticing that guys are viewing this thread and then disappearing for ten or fifteen minutes

 

[lurch70]

they are probably photoshopping me in compromising positions ... OR ...

 

[lizard]

it's hard to type replies with one hand.

 

[NAD]

I'm noticing that guys are viewing this thread and then disappearing for ten or fifteen minutes

who the fuck lasts that long?! you people are MACHINES!!!

 

[lizard]

I used to last longer but then I calculated the amount of time I spent and realized I could waste it in other ways, thereby becoming more of a multitasker.

 

[NAD]

i generally yell "28, 29, 30 NEW RECORD!!!" run around in a circle, then go play video games.

 

[Erik]

god
lurch
you
are
my
hero

 

[cthulufhtagn]

i generally yell "28, 29, 30 NEW RECORD!!!" run around in a circle, then go play video games.

"28,29,30"

 

[lizard]

I think he's burrowed his way into all our hearts, like one of those Oak Borer Beetles.

 

[Reign in Acai]

Lurch must get more ass than a toilet seat. He's a sexual steed. Just look at his back dimples!

 

[Erik]

get more ass than a toilet seat.

good one, must use it sometime *mental note*