babies attempt to eat a live baby! (story inside!)

[coelacanth_M]

http://www.sky.com/skynews/article/0,,30200-12863870,00.html


TODDLER SCARRED ALL OVER BODY


A one-year-old boy has been bitten 30 times by a group of more than a dozen other babies at a nursery in Croatia.

Frane Simic was covered in a series of deep bite wounds all over his body, including his face.


He was attacked after the class nanny stepped out of the room to change another baby's nappy.

Dr Sime Vuckov, head of the hospital in Rijeka which treated the boy, said: "Biting between young children is not uncommon.

"But I have never seen anything like this."

Police have launched an inquiry into the biting frenzy but admit they are clueless as to the babies' reasons for attacking.

Dr Vuckov warned that while the wounds were expected to heal, the trauma suffered by Frane may leave permanent mental scars on the boy and his parents.

He said: "Our psychologist has evaluated the boy and we will continue to monitor him and provide any type of assistance so that he can overcome the trauma as soon as possible."

Frane's father said he is considering suing the nanny in charge of the class.

 

[coelacanth_M]

"frane simic"

 

[minxnim]

christ!

 

[goatschool]

i read this on friday (saturday?) and tried to block it out of my head

 

[coelacanth_M]

do you guys think that this baby emits some sort of special hormone/chemical from it's body that temporarily transforms humans into cannibals?

or maybe a mad scientist discovered this cannibal hormone/chemical and rubbed it over poor little frane simic's face as an experiment?

i'm trying to find some sort of explantion here.

 

[coelacanth_M]

ps - i want to obtain this wild cannibal hormone for fun experiments on the boston public trasportation system!

 

[lizard]

perhaps azal can shed some light on this strange happenstance.

 

[minxnim]

wow i wonder if that biter kid is totally missing some extremely important part of his brain. maybe his entire amygdala is missing! someone get that kid in an MRI stat.

 

[xfer]

Didn't Lisa Simpson discover a "pick on me" pheromone once?

That kid has a hyperactive-as-fuck "pick on me" gland.

 

[coelacanth_M]

"biter kid?"

it's "biter KIDS!" plural! and more than a dozen of them too! this is what makes this incident so amazing.

either babies somehow possess the ability to communicate/plot evil schemes in groups (cannibalistic ones!) or maybe frane simic is extremely appetizing looking to babies (aka they failed to mention that frane simic's head is deformed and is actually shaped exactly like an enormous pacifier.)

 

[xfer]

I think the_preppy meant the bitten kid!

 

[minxnim]

wow i thought it was only one kid doing the biting! MISREAD.

wow what a phenomena. i guess maybe it's riot mentality. wayyyy early.

 

[coelacanth_M]

aha!
i thought so.

but then i thought maybe she somehow failed to notice that the bitten kid was bitten by more than a dozen biter kids.

 

[lizard]

it's almost like the Stepford babies!!!! or in this case the Miloscranik babies.

 

[xfer]

oh i guess not!

the scariest thing about this is the biting SWARM. like, one kid could be psycho or brain-impaired, but a dozen?

 

[coelacanth_M]

oh, haha!
okay, things are clarified now.

biter, bitten, kid, kids.

 

[minxnim]

wow maybe this is a folie a deux gone AWRY and multiplied

 

[coelacanth_M]

i don't remember the stepford wives being cannibalistic!

 

[goatschool]

i wonder if this is a more common phenom than it seems.

it's also unnerving in light of recently rewatching RETURN OF THE LIVING DEAD and the "getting eaten alive by old men" fantasy joke.

i mean, is there a difference?

 

[lizard]

but they SHOULD have been...

and as the babies' cooking skills develop...