I will have to kick your ass,Wolftribe said:Yeah, Tee was supposedly going to give me Warrel's email address if i just told her who i was (on aim, and yes it was me, tee)
heheh sorry about that, i was asleep and i didn't realized that i forgot to put an away message up
Dead_Lioness said:yeah im Canadian,
but celin dion didnt come from one of "our" provinces,
she is a queerbecian for god's sake.
so yeah, im among the people who wait for an appology for giving this world Celin.
OfficerNice said:You're definitely right about that. Celine is a whole other yet
Bigger fish to fry. She creeps me out. There's something about her
that's just not right.
With Celine, Canada's raising the stakes. The best I can come up with
is territory. Territory is big stakes. I think Canada should surrender a
big chunk of their northwest Territory such as British Columbia.
And at the end of her contract in Vegas, I should think we should have
the option to incinerate her. Is that harsh?
My 2 cents
-OfficerNice
FretsAflame said:I have an idea...
How about the Canadians surrender all of the lands known as "French Canada" to us - they don't want anything to do with it anyways, it will relieve tension over the whole "Celine Dion" issue, and we'll get to tax the fuck out of those french bastards. Everybody wins, except for the french - but who the fuck really gives a shit about them anyways?
OfficerNice said:F--- YEAH! I Love It! Seein' as how I fit the profile of a Bad American,
the French dont mean shit to me. They're bigger a-holes than I am, and
I hate them even more for that too. RRRRRRR. So does this mean we can
nab Celine Dion and turn her out Joan of Arc style?
-OfficerNice.
OfficerNice said:Most Canadians I ever met, and that's surprisingly a large number,
love to get tanked. I've had Lablatts or Labatts -whatever it's called
and yeah it's canadian, and it's not bad, but I won't say many good
things about anything Canadian. Canada still has not apologized for
Bryan Adams yet.
There's no beer that canada can make that tastes better than good
Domestic American Beer. God Love it.
OfficerNice
FretsAflame said:What, you mean set her on fire? Nah, that's too fast... i say we do it in a reality tv style mixed with a little bit of ancient rome... i call it
"How long will this bitch stay alive"
If she wins, she gets a painless death, if she loses... well... it's a national broadcast torture session.
ms. anthrope said:OMG, sooo good to see you around OfficerNice! got your phone message - i was outta commission for a bit. how the hell have you been? the 'evil twin' (wink-wink) asked about ya!
OfficerNice said:So you charge 29.95 on Pay Per View and have a torture style execution?
Not bad....
Do you make her drink that perfume she's marketing?
I doubt anyone in Canada would care. I mean, she lives in Vegas. And
Vegas could attract millions of tourists if she was killed in her own Coliseum
they built for her at Caesars.
OfficerNice said:Is this Toronto and Ontario vs Quebec and Ottawa or something?
-OfficerNice
OfficerNice said:MS ANTHROPE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
My spies kind of keep me in the loop about you.![]()
Life handed me a shit sandwich and someone hid the mustard
and it lasted a good 9 months. F---.
Life's a lot better now than it has been in a really long time but it's still
not golden. I'll fill you in. I miss you guys!!!
I finally got back online. I missed these boards.
FretsAflame said:that's the best idea i've heard all night
I hung out with this dude over the summer who was here on businessDead_Lioness said:uh.............................
Ottawa is in Ontario........
you americans !!!
Yeah Yeah I know.
im was born in Toronto, btw
ms. anthrope said:... spies, eh? i'm glad to hear you are well. been keeping to myself since dealing with some *very unpleasant* drama this year.
the other half is doing fine. as you can see... still very much into nevermore and then some!
OfficerNice said:Celebrities annoy the piss out of me. Only of the only things that
bothers me about this great country we live in is the neurotic obsession
the public has with celebrities and it takes a lot of balls to name a perfume
after yourself. "Celine" ...gimme a friggin break.
In My Court of Law, Celine deserves to have her neck wringed. GRRRR.
My 2 cents,
OfficerNice
Dead_Lioness said:like what?
OfficerNice said:I have spies! I know things. HA HA! Has this been the year for unpleasant
drama????!!??!?!!? I've had shitloads this year. Had enough really.
I'm so happy to hear things are going so well! Talking to you again
has made my week! OfficerNice happy.
-OfficerNice