Here's some really bad or just plain dumb band names I've heard or read about, even though I admit not all of them are metal;
Satanic Blowjobs
Anal Cunt
Anal Vomit
Raping The Dead Fish
Alien Sex Fiend
GG Allin And The Scumfucks(Even though I'll give GG credit for knowing how to piss people off!)
Blood Blossum
Hawthorne Heights
The Aquabats(My nephew's favorite band)
Dingbat Brigade
Prostitute Disfigurement
Burning Butthairs
Strapping Young Lad(Kinda sounds like a gay porn flick)
At The Drive-In
Doomsquirrel
Bralalalala (not sure, how many "la"s are in there...)
Gerogoregegege
Ethel The Frog
Asschapel
Chinchilla
Anal Fisted Reindeer
Anal Thunder
Vomitory
Alabama Thunderpussy
Teeth Of Lions Rule the Divine
Catamenia (sounds good for itself, but not so much, if you know what it means actually...)
3D House of Beef
Lolli Pop Lust Kill
Bathtub Shitter
Catasexual Urge
The Shitheadz
The Meatshits
Prosthetic Cunt
Dew-Scented
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis(I won't even try to pronounce this)
Everytime I Die
Curl Up And Die
Death Becomes Her Ego
Uphill Battle
Drown_Retarded_Children
A Faceless Entity Burns Satanic Messages On My Toast
Satan's Almighty Penis
Frantic Bleep - does not inspire much confidence in the music, heh.
Dirty Shirt
Pissmark
Puky Spoon
Constant Vomit
Farmer Boys
Satans Penguins
Satan's Burning Frogurt Drug Penis
AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow
Skyriders Of The Forgotten Holy Lunch Hour
The Mars Volta
A Band Called Horse
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Eagles Of Death Metal(Which isn't even metal at all- talk about false advertising!)
Gorilla Biscuits
25 Ta Life
Flickerstick
Foo Fighters
Chain of Strength
Epoch of Unlight
I've run across others, but these should be enough to start. I will admit that I haven't heard the material from some of these bands, so I really can't judge what they actually sound like. Some of you may be fans of some of these bands, so I should emphasize that listing a band here doesn't necessarily reflect on whether the band is actually any good or not.
Satanic Blowjobs
Anal Cunt
Anal Vomit
Raping The Dead Fish
Alien Sex Fiend
GG Allin And The Scumfucks(Even though I'll give GG credit for knowing how to piss people off!)
Blood Blossum
Hawthorne Heights
The Aquabats(My nephew's favorite band)
Dingbat Brigade
Prostitute Disfigurement
Burning Butthairs
Strapping Young Lad(Kinda sounds like a gay porn flick)
At The Drive-In
Doomsquirrel
Bralalalala (not sure, how many "la"s are in there...)
Gerogoregegege
Ethel The Frog
Asschapel
Chinchilla
Anal Fisted Reindeer
Anal Thunder
Vomitory
Alabama Thunderpussy
Teeth Of Lions Rule the Divine
Catamenia (sounds good for itself, but not so much, if you know what it means actually...)
3D House of Beef
Lolli Pop Lust Kill
Bathtub Shitter
Catasexual Urge
The Shitheadz
The Meatshits
Prosthetic Cunt
Dew-Scented
Paracoccidioidomicosisproctitissarcomucosis(I won't even try to pronounce this)
Everytime I Die
Curl Up And Die
Death Becomes Her Ego
Uphill Battle
Drown_Retarded_Children
A Faceless Entity Burns Satanic Messages On My Toast
Satan's Almighty Penis
Frantic Bleep - does not inspire much confidence in the music, heh.
Dirty Shirt
Pissmark
Puky Spoon
Constant Vomit
Farmer Boys
Satans Penguins
Satan's Burning Frogurt Drug Penis
AAAAARGH! Bloody 2-Handed Chainaxe Blow
Skyriders Of The Forgotten Holy Lunch Hour
The Mars Volta
A Band Called Horse
Godspeed You Black Emperor
Eagles Of Death Metal(Which isn't even metal at all- talk about false advertising!)
Gorilla Biscuits
25 Ta Life
Flickerstick
Foo Fighters
Chain of Strength
Epoch of Unlight
I've run across others, but these should be enough to start. I will admit that I haven't heard the material from some of these bands, so I really can't judge what they actually sound like. Some of you may be fans of some of these bands, so I should emphasize that listing a band here doesn't necessarily reflect on whether the band is actually any good or not.
