Badnews for TV land: 24 is about to be over...

Dead_Lioness

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therefore: I decided to show you just how GREAT this show is, once again!
who watched it last night?



Here are my takes....


1 - Less then 10 minutes after getting caught, Marwan's boys show up with
Uzi's, and a rocket launcher, and free Marwan right from under Jack's nose.
They escape easily, even though they are right in the middle of the city.
How is this possible? Oh yeah, Jack told the LAPD to stay away.

2 - CTU decides that rather than try and find the missle, it would be a
better idea to bring in Heller's son because records show he called Marwan a
week ago. The hope is that they will find Marwan, even though Marwan would
be very unlikely to give up the info about the missle.

3 - Palmer gets chewed out by the speaker of the house, who wants a chance
to be president, then declares success after he is asked to shut up and
leave the room

4 - Tony tells Michelle that he loves her and that he wants her to quit her
job so that they can hang out and be bums together.

5 - CTU brings in Heller's son who won't confess anything to his sister
Audrey, but when his dad shows up after having vanished 8 episodes ago,
young Richard Heller explains the call to Marwan as follows.
5 a - he went to a bar
5 b - he met a couple and started partying with them
5 c - He went back to his place with the couple and partied some more. While
he was hooking up with the dude in the couple, the dude's girlfriend snuck
out, grabbed Richards cell phone and called Marwan. She must have said
something like 'Sorry for calling so late boss, this is Kelly. Guess what?
We were just partying with Defense Secretary Heller's son and he is as gay
as the day is long! My bi boyfriend thinks he is cute, so they are hooking
up right now. I figured I would give you a ring so we could plan out a
kidnapping!"

6 - Michelle tells Tony she thinks getting back together to be bums is a
great idea and they make out

7 - Jack and Tony lead yet another team of incompetant CTU agents to grab
the couple with the bi dude. The chick shoots her bi boyfriend, whacks a few
CTU agents, then kidnaps Tony!

8 - CTU has no clue how to look for the missle, even though they have
satellites that can see into buildings.

Comment - Marwan's team has completey outsmarted, outwitted and overpowered
CTU at every turn. That and he has more hotties working for him then Snoop
Dogg. Don't be suprised if Tony's bartender babe works for him too...



Till next week....
THE LAST EPISODE, OH BOY!
 
Thanks Lioness. I have not been able to see 24 for the last 3 episodes.:erk:


Working BS hours and am living at a hotel, cant even tape it. BLAH!
 
Crap I missed this weeks show, went to the Mariners/Yankees game instead and didn't figure out I was missing 24 until my friend said "Dude! We're missing 24" All I can say is the last show had better be fucking good, after almost turning into a soap opera this year AND last years maga-fucking-shitty finale I am expecting alot....so glad Tony and Michelle are back together but I really want Chloe and Edgar to bump uglies!!
 
whoa..... he listens to Diamanda Galas.... I'm impressed...




btw, yeah this season of 24 is LAME, and it started so good!.
You didn't miss a thing on Monday, I bet the game was more interesting than the episode of 24
and that says a lot, since we're talking about a baseball game, after all.
 
Dead_Lioness said:
therefore: I decided to show you just how GREAT this show is, once again!
who watched it last night?



Here are my takes....


1 - Less then 10 minutes after getting caught, Marwan's boys show up with
Uzi's, and a rocket launcher, and free Marwan right from under Jack's nose.
They escape easily, even though they are right in the middle of the city.
How is this possible? Oh yeah, Jack told the LAPD to stay away.

2 - CTU decides that rather than try and find the missle, it would be a
better idea to bring in Heller's son because records show he called Marwan a
week ago. The hope is that they will find Marwan, even though Marwan would
be very unlikely to give up the info about the missle.

3 - Palmer gets chewed out by the speaker of the house, who wants a chance
to be president, then declares success after he is asked to shut up and
leave the room

4 - Tony tells Michelle that he loves her and that he wants her to quit her
job so that they can hang out and be bums together.

5 - CTU brings in Heller's son who won't confess anything to his sister
Audrey, but when his dad shows up after having vanished 8 episodes ago,
young Richard Heller explains the call to Marwan as follows.
5 a - he went to a bar
5 b - he met a couple and started partying with them
5 c - He went back to his place with the couple and partied some more. While
he was hooking up with the dude in the couple, the dude's girlfriend snuck
out, grabbed Richards cell phone and called Marwan. She must have said
something like 'Sorry for calling so late boss, this is Kelly. Guess what?
We were just partying with Defense Secretary Heller's son and he is as gay
as the day is long! My bi boyfriend thinks he is cute, so they are hooking
up right now. I figured I would give you a ring so we could plan out a
kidnapping!"

6 - Michelle tells Tony she thinks getting back together to be bums is a
great idea and they make out

7 - Jack and Tony lead yet another team of incompetant CTU agents to grab
the couple with the bi dude. The chick shoots her bi boyfriend, whacks a few
CTU agents, then kidnaps Tony!

8 - CTU has no clue how to look for the missle, even though they have
satellites that can see into buildings.

Comment - Marwan's team has completey outsmarted, outwitted and overpowered
CTU at every turn. That and he has more hotties working for him then Snoop
Dogg. Don't be suprised if Tony's bartender babe works for him too...



Till next week....
THE LAST EPISODE, OH BOY!


The plot seems rather complex for a porn film.
 
Sentient6 said:
Crap I missed this weeks show, went to the Mariners/Yankees game instead and didn't figure out I was missing 24 until my friend said "Dude! We're missing 24" All I can say is the last show had better be fucking good, after almost turning into a soap opera this year AND last years maga-fucking-shitty finale I am expecting alot....so glad Tony and Michelle are back together but I really want Chloe and Edgar to bump uglies!!

You need to watch the shield, dude. one of their best seasons yet.

although the season is almost over. :-/
 
24 is far and away my absolute favorite show of all time, and has been since season 1.

can't wait for the 2 hour season finale...The good guys? It's actually confirmed there will be a season 5, I think the first time they've confirmed it before the end...The bad news...It's not confirmed who will return...but it's rumored at least 2 people die...

::Crosses fingers::
 
Starless Dragon said:
24 is far and away my absolute favorite show of all time, and has been since season 1.

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WAS a great show WAS.


I, like you, *loved* that show, but ever since last season they just disapoint me again and again...
This season started out SO WELL.
kidnapping secratery Heller, terrorists killing teenagers, big mess!
but now?
oh my god, could this show be any more idiotic... ?
I still can't stop watching it though.