Balls

[JayKeeley]

By design, they're so stupid. I was on the bike the other day, and there was zero comfort with them slapping about as I pedaled furiously attempting to burn calories.

But really, wouldn't the male species be better off if they were on the inside somewhere? Less prone to injury, and not hanging about, swaying in the wind.

Discuss.

 

[Thanatopsis123]

They have to be on the outside to regulate their temperature correctly. If they were on the inside, your little swimmers would go belly up.

 

[swizzlenuts]

The balls weren't designed, they just evolved for temperature reasons, so they could come close to the body and futher away from the body. Maybe if there had been bike riding when early humans were evolving it wouldn't be a problem, so deal with it!

 

[cthulufhtagn]

frankly, i'd just as soon those treacherous little bastards swimming around in my scrotum would shrivel and die. fuck kids.

 

[The_Isle]

sperm lives longer in a cool environment

 

[JayKeeley]

I know why the balls are on the outside, I'm just saying that if you could re-invent man all over again, you certainly wouldn't have a blueprint showing hairy balls in a nutsack hanging between your legs!!!

Evolution failed it IMO.

A third arm wouldn't be so bad either. And perhaps the ability to breathe underwater.

 

[EricT]

I like my nut sack, hairy and hanging.

Tea-bagging sleeping nuns would be much harder without.

 

[Krilons Resa]

*shakes fist at sky*

 

[JayKeeley]

Damn you! Damn you all to hell.....

Michael Moore: So Charlie, why do you think Canada has less gun crime?
Moses: Because they have less my pals.

 

[Krilons Resa]

Michael Moore: So Charlie, why do you think Canada has less gun crime?
Reign in Acai: Because they have less my pals.

hahahaha

 

[General Zod]

But really, wouldn't the male species be better off if they were on the inside somewhere?

I know mine would be better off if they were held permanently in the mouth of Heather Graham.

Zod

 

[Krigloch the Furious]

i like my balls

 

[Ars Magna]

I know mine would be better off if they were held permanently in the mouth of Heather Graham.

I fucking second that.

Edit: Fuckin A.

 

[JayKeeley]

I know mine would be better off if they were held permanently in the mouth of Heather Graham.


Zod

Just curious, but when you imagine this, are you facing her, so your arse crack is perhaps resting on her chin?

Or the other way around, where her nose is forcibly wedged between your arse cheeks.

I would imagine the latter method could be quite dangerous, in terms of limiting oxygen supply. Unless, Ms Graham has the uncanny ability to breathe methane through butt pubes.

 

[Evil?]

 

[Krilons Resa]

One nut is better than two.

 

[Guthrum]

Yeah, just ask Tom Green.

 

[General Zod]

Just curious, but when you imagine this, are you facing her, so your arse crack is perhaps resting on her chin?

Or the other way around, where her nose is forcibly wedged between your arse cheeks.

I would imagine the latter method could be quite dangerous, in terms of limiting oxygen supply. Unless, Ms Graham has the uncanny ability to breathe methane through butt pubes.

Definitely the former. Regardless, you're assuming my nuts don't hang so low, that she could simply lay her head on my lap (close to my knees) and still accomplish the task at hand.

By the way, this thread has made it abundantly clear... we need a nuts-in-mouth emoticon.

Zod

 

[dorian gray]

That montage of Heather Graham is awesomely cheesy

 

[lurch70]

she has lucious, sloppy boobies