Balls

[JayKeeley]

Definitely the former. Regardless, you're assuming my nuts don't hang so low, that she could simply lay her head on my lap (close to my knees) and still accomplish the task at hand.

yeah but where's the fun in that. this whole activity is only enjoyable if the woman suffers somewhat.

 

[Evil?]

Ok, I think this is a good start to a balls-in-mouth emote. Someone just needs to take what i have here add some balls and animate it. It would be golden.

 

[JayKeeley]

It would be golden.

as in, 'shower'?

 

[Evil?]

Funny story 'bout that.

I used to take a class in college in which I basically received college credit for being a dj for the college station. One day we have a guy at the studio playing live songs and he happens to mention someone and a golden shower. The 'teacher' of the class says "A golden shower? I bet that would be expensive!" or something along those lines. The guest musician looks at him with a straight face and says very seriously "No Tom, that is when someone pees on you. AND YOU LIKE IT." It was all on the air playing live in the school .

It does not sound too funny reading it, but it was.

 

[Guthrum]

 

[Demilich]

I thought that was funny, but I am pretty dumb


I've always wondered what percentage of people know what that kind of shit is all about.

 

[dorian gray]

haha where's that pic of that busty chick receiving one on a staircase? It was a couple months back.

 

[NAD]

Nearly every morning I wake up in a cold sweat because I'm in fear that my balls have switched places within the satchel, thus rendering the tubloidal bits twisted about one another. I carefully examine them before hitting the snooze button and passing out for a few more precious moments.

Also, I've actually had a dream about posting this before.

I'm not sure which bit frightens me more. Probably the ball thing, but still.

 

[Guthrum]

That's a very real fear for me as well.

 

[NAD]

Being a man is hard.

 

[Dark One]

http://www.evtv1.com/player.aspx?itemnum=1519&id=283212

 

[dorian gray]

@ NAD: testicular torsion. Not to be confused with blue balls, which I've had. Both are extremely unpleasant with the torsion throwing in incapacitation and death due to sepsis if not treated. Good times!

 

[Guthrum]

Blue balls FTL.

The few times I've had it, I felt like I was dying.

 

[NAD]

testicular torsion

New band name. Cheers.

 

[General Zod]

Nearly every morning I wake up in a cold sweat because I'm in fear that my balls have switched places within the satchel, thus rendering the tubloidal bits twisted about one another. I carefully examine them before hitting the snooze button and passing out for a few more precious moments.

Also, I've actually had a dream about posting this before.

I'm not sure which bit frightens me more. Probably the ball thing, but still.

It's NAD's world, the rest of us are just living in it.

Zod