Band Name Ideas

[EvilVince]

Band Names –


Gringo Star
Raging Pimps of Doom
Luxury Christ
Coffin Break
Malevolent Playstation
Eerie Sound From The Bedroom
Why Do You Keep Cutting Off My Hands?
Gee That's A Large Beetle I Wonder If It's Poisonous
Fuck Me, Suck Me, Call Me Helen
Goldfish Don't Bounce
Popular Organs
Boner Doners
Earthpig and Fire
Immaculate Infection
I Played In Anal Spew
The Tortillas You Wanted
The Very Idea Of Fucking Hitler
Rodney King and The Nightsticks
Scoring Dope For The Ultimate Woman
Dinner Is Ruined
Here Are the Facts You Requested
Jesus Chrysler Supercar
John Cougar Concentration Camp
REO Speed Dealer
Vampire State Building
Shirley Temple Pilots
Hermaphrochrist
Pearl Harbor and the Explosions
HIV and the Positives
Shitty Shitty Band Band
Alcoholics Unaminous
Pandora's Lunch Box
The Dead Sea Squirrels
New Squids On The Dock
Hell Camino
Shirley Temple of Doom
Not Drowning, Waving
Lee Harvey Keitel
Jehovah's Witness Protection Program
Mr. Holland's Anus
My Three Scum
Rage Against The Coffee Machine
The Well Hungarians
Ellis Isle Pedophile
Wynona Ryders
Much Ado About Shit
Testostertones
Kathleen Turner Overdrive
Lee Press-On And The Nails
Four Nurses Of The Apocalypse
Guitarantula
Well Strung
Smorgasborgnine
Jehovah's Waitresses
Sharon Stoned
Kung Fu Action Clergy Persons
Question Mark & The Mysterians
Boy Scouts Of Annihilation
The French Are From Hell

-Vince

 

[Swany]

Well, there are quite some funny & great ideas *lol*... but I'm just wondering for what they are or if this is just gonna be a "Let's collect some 'Band Names' - Thread" (;
...if so, I'm totally anti-creative ^^

 

[daimonion]

So much easier to come up with crappy ones, i guess.

 

[EvilVince]

Yeah, like how about "Children of Scrotum"?

 

[kroku]

DIARRHOEA

what is diarrhoea?
http://www.netdoctor.co.uk/diseases/facts/diarrhoea.htm

 

[Jinn]

GORDUGRYND!!!

www.myspace.com/gordugrynd

 

[affinityband]

Catatonia

 

[DoDraugen]

Vampire State Building is a band that has already been...some amazing people were in it as well, sadly, their stuff is close to impossible to get ahold of..

 

[Discouraged_Tom]

Shit happened

 

[EvilVince]

There was actually a band called Vampire State Building?! Oh my god, that is so funny!

-Vince

 

[DoDraugen]

There was actually a band called Vampire State Building?! Oh my god, that is so funny!

-Vince

How is that funny? It included members of Red Harvest, 3rd and the mortal, zeromancer/seigmen...It was really good, and when I go home I will find their albums and ep's no matter what I have to do, no matter who I have to kill, no matter how many cocks I must suck. Ok, that last one might be a bit overboard. I did tell gorerotted after a gig once I would give them a blowjob if I could their autographs...mostly to humour them as everyone was busy with the headline band. Its now my official gig trick!! Told Martin Axenrot(?) after the opeth gig in nottingham that I wanted to be like him when I grew up..and he laughed!! Cool!!

:hotjump:

for some vampire state building info...check out... http://www.opelwerk.com/hp/unknown/vsb/
There was also a prog band from the 70's with an album called that...

 

[EvilVince]

I will check out Vampire State Building. And never say you're going to suck cock for autographs because people will think you are gay. It happened to me once, when my friend Vanessa blew Jawsh from Cephalic Carnage and I jokingly said I would do it too. I've never been able to live that one down.

Here's a great new band name I came up with tonight - SATAN CHRIST!

-Vince

N.P. Thought Industry - Tall Ships on the Rocks

 

[KRANG]

metaliban

 

[Deliverance6]

a couple of my old bands had either stupid or cool names.....
Pure bastard extract
67' chevys of kung-foo fury

 

[EvilVince]

Pure bastard extract
67' chevys of kung-foo fury

LOL, sounds pretty punk

How about -

Emperor Palpatine's Blazing House of Chicken
Bang Gang
Individual Fruit Pie
Eat My Afterbirth
Miracle Wimp
Brady Bunch Lawnmower Massacre
The Biggest Freak in New Jersey
My Inverted Stomach
Bearded Itchy Lover
Slut Kitchen
Invisible Flinstones
The Do I Look Like I Give a Fucks
The Horrid Farts
Craven Morehead
Mr. Quintron and the Flossy Unicorn Puppet Show
Adolf Hit Loretta
Dukes of Hazardous Material
How The Lesbians Are Destroying the World
Band Over
Arthur Loves Plastic
The Flaming Donuts of Jesus
Flatutory Rape
Violent Anal Death
Morbid Anal
Me First and the Gimme Gimmees
Hello I'm A Truck
The Black Jewish Homosexual Experience
Heterosexual and Ashamed

-Vince

N.P. Class of Nuke 'Em High Part II - Movie Theme

 

[Jasonic]

Many of those are REAL band names, such as Coffin Break and John Cougar Concentration Camp.

How about:
Howdie's Doodie
The Magic Johnsons

 

[EvilVince]

Or -

Hand Satanizer
Hobbit Won't Stand
Pissed Officers
The Cunning Runts
Bondage A Go Go
Adult Children of Heterosexuals
Heavy Mentally Retarded
Facial Defecation
Seven Year Bitch
Candy Striper Death Orgy
Big Daddy Cumbuckets
Once I Killed A Gopher With A Stick
Drunken Ugly Basement Brothers
Full Throttle Aristotle
Weird People In Giant Condoms
Mussolini Headkick
A Cat Born In An Oven Isn't A Cake
People With Chairs Up Their Noses
Hollow Chocolate Bunnies of Death
Black Leather Agenda
Dogs of Bagfood
Wonderbred, the Refined White Flour Children
Not Now I'm Naked
Guess My Perversion
Willie Nelson Mandela
Lack of Afro
Mayhem Lettuce
Unstoppable Kamikaze Idiots
Thomas Jefferson Slave Apartments

-Vince

N.P. Clutch - A Shogun Named Marcus

 

[Ameneon]

Softboys
The Crying Machinery

The first one is realy metal!

 

[Jinn]

or one for aging rockers:

ERECTILE DYSFUNCTION!

 

[Androz]

Still laughing at "Jehovah's Witness Protection Program", but i'm not creative enough so i'm not going to put new ones