Band Names

Hollow point Missionary
Gospel of Gore
Rapid Bowel Movement (RBM)
Ecclesiastical Deception
Daisycutter
Zombie Dawn
Ruptured Spleen
Inglorious Regicide
Flanders Landscape Gardening
Frozen to Fucking Death
Kicked in the Cunt
Headshot
Double Penetration
Anti-pope
Impaled on a massive fucking spike
Clive
 
Why thankyou!

Though I have to say that Thermonuclear Nun Implosion made me laugh so much I spat coffee out through my nostrils.
 
Crucifixation Erection
Deus Ex Urethra
Spandex Explosion
Hair Raid
Bark at the Loon
Fate Watchers
Pieclad
Queer Factory
The Synod of Cowbell
Big Tits on a Harley (biker rock)
Snatch of the Evil one
 
Simian Salvation
At the Altar of Assholes
Total Warfare
Pogrom of Poseurs
Lipstick und Lace
Denimkrieg
Grenade Enema
.50 Social Worker
Evilgalist
Fundamental Evolution
Lowest Common Fucking Denominator
 
That's a very bold name; be sure that you're up to the description.

My old band were called dirtbox (British slang for "arse") - that way we were sure to over deliver, musically.

Except we were THAT shit.