barefaced liars

[Strangelight]

...is there a place in the 'proper doom' scene for them?

 

[Dhatura]

Nay, only the bearded are true.

 

[Strangelight]

 

[Dhatura]

Liars have their penis on their face.

 

[Light]

Haha, where's that? I like the arrows on the wall. Biblical, like.

 

[Dhatura]

It looks like Italy, but the arrows are universal, haven't you learned them?

 

[Bambi]

yeah they're easy;
catholics go up to heaven
all other religions go down (thats why the arrow is red of course)

 

[Dhatura]

Nooo, it means that all the members of other religions should give way to catholics at the entrance, in case there's a limited number of free seats in Hell.

 

[Bambi]

point of order i noticed this thread just as henry rollins sang "im a lying liar with my pants on fire"

 

[Dhatura]

So are your pants on fire?

 

[Dhatura]

 

[trona]

their place is on stage, right?

haha. hmmmmm.

 

[Andy_2003]

I feel like an overgrown Squashed turnip right now

 

[Andy_2003]

tellin' yer yeh, if that's not a lie i don't know

 

[Strangelight]

why has Squashed got a capital S ?

 

[Andy_2003]

I was just emphasising the fact that the turnip was squashed

 

[trona]

Andy! cute, dude. Glad you got a picture up. : )

 

[Andy_2003]

Thanks Trona you're not so bad yourself, would you like to come round for a coffee sometime?

 

[trona]

Yes I would, but for the obstacle of a huge land mass and a full ocean between us.
Ah, what the hell, I'll be there this afternoon.

 

[Andy_2003]

ok, i'll put the kettle on