Barlows return

[Jace_Mereel]

mmmm carrot top?

Since his weight-lifting spree, I'll give him a cookie for his body. But he's always looked like a woman to me. That's just awkward.

 

[EricT]

I second that greatness... but without the wiggly-busting.

Except where as you would have preferred him to be with Iced Earth again, I was dreaming of him coming back with a band such as Seven Witches. But fucking Pyramaze? PYRA-FUCKING-MAZE!

I cannot wait for the new album next year!

 

[Jace_Mereel]

from their myspace songs pyramaze dont really interest me, but with barlow they will have some potential

Just checked their myspace out and quite enjoying their music. But it will so much better with Barlow. Took these photos off their myspace:

*drools*

Their drummer looks like Legolas.

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

god girls are sluts

 

[Jace_Mereel]

Loving Barlow doesn't not make me scanty.

 

[EricT]

How soon we forget though:

 

[naboo]

What the fuck?! This pisses me off that he ever left Iced Earth in the first place! Oh well, it's still great to see him back on the metal scene, seeing as he is my quite possibly my favorite singer.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

new iced earth sucks anyway, so its better that his talent is put to something else, though I've never heard pyramaze, but chances are its better than the shameful burden (see what I did there??!)

 

[EricT]

Oh I see what you did.

Now listen to both Pyramaze albums j00 WHORE. (See what I did THERE?)

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I am no j00. I am a whore, however.

 

[EricT]

Whoring is something passed through your families genetics, amicorrect?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I have a genetic predisposition for whoring, yes.

 

[EricT]

iwascorrect thar then?

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Loving Barlow doesn't not make me scanty.

I'm the penguin i can say what i want
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
dispute and I'll take you back to hell
and fill you with mah hot demon gel
and make you squeal like a scarlet pimpernel

 

[Phoenix5]

Great news. That picture is classic, too. I do hope he grows his hair back...

 

[Lies and Perfidy]

I'm the penguin i can say what i want
whatever i got I'm gonna flaunt
there's never been a rock off that I've ever lost
dispute and I'll take you back to hell
and fill you with mah hot demon gel
and make you squeal like a scarlet pimpernel

There's just no way that we can win, that was a masterpiece
He rocks too hard cause he's no mortal man
GOD DAMNIT, KAGE!
He's gonna make you his sex slave,
You're gonna gargle mayonnaise
Unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam!

Oh, and HOOFUCKINGYAH for Barlow back in action. I've only heard a bit of Pyramaze but I liked it.

 

[Captain Beard]

Pyramaze is hokay. We'll see where he takes it.

 

[Will Bozarth]

is he tired of playing Cops and Robbersons?

 

[-Syl-]

wow, great news, barlow = metal

 

[mReEtTaIlRsEkD]

Loving Barlow doesn't not make me scanty.

i've made it so it does. NOW WHAT?