Battle Kettle

[Fullangr]

Battle Kettle


The name uttered with fear
No smile, no tears
They'll steal your teabags 'n all
And make a lovely brew

The Tea of Turisas was brewed by Four Winds
In a kettle high up in the skies
For a teacup of honour, with a small dash of milk
Darjeeling for me!

Battle!
Battle Kettle Battle
Battle Kettle Battle
Battle Kettle Battle

Battle Kettle!
As the battle rages the dearest to you, you hold in your hand -
And stick in their lungs!

Battle!
Battle Kettle Battle
Battle Kettle!

An iron gaze of Mika
Out of sight she stalks
Her arrows made of tealeaves and string
Death from the sky!

Thunder in her eyes
Vikingess rides
Storming o'er the teastealers' heads
They'll die in their beds!

Take this teacup to your lips and be brave
Let it lead you to your teabags and your milk
Today!

Hear me, tea warriors
Teafiends from all edges of the world
Let us join infusions
To an army, united!

Lettuce will guide us
The Tea of Turisas will lead our way
Our mouths are dry, forward march
Our mugs cry for Twinings!

Strongest of them all
Lapsang Souchong
Our wills are strengthened by the work of the pot
We'll march 'til it's brewed

The Tea of Turisas was brewed by Four Winds
In a kettle high up in the skies
For a teacup of honour, with a small dash of milk
Darjeeling for me!



Fucking hell I need a job...or something more productive to do than this

 

[Katie'Force]

Hahahahaha You're a genius girl!!!

 

[Thraxas]

Just a shame it had to be about such a repulsive-tasting liquid. uke:

 

[Fullangr]

Just a shame it had to be about such a repulsive-tasting liquid. uke:

Just for that, I'm going to do Horlicks and Beyond tomorrow.

 

[Thraxas]

Just for that, I'm going to do Horlicks and Beyond tomorrow.

That would be an improvement, albeit only a minor one. But would you get to the end of the song without falling asleep?

 

[Fullangr]

That would be an improvement, albeit only a minor one. But would you get to the end of the song without falling asleep?

That'd just be part of the fun.


A challenge, if you will.

Will also do Cursed Be Biscuits.

 

[Thraxas]

That'd just be part of the fun.


A challenge, if you will.

Will also do Cursed Be Biscuits.

Now that sounds more like it! And perhaps also In The Court Of Jaffa Cake.

 

[Fullangr]

And perhaps also In The Court Of Jaffa Cake.

Not many lyrics to work with there, but I could give it a shot.

 

[yanara]

hahaha! really good lyrics.

 

[Cari]

Now that sounds more like it! And perhaps also In The Court Of Jaffa Cake.

i first read "Gaffa Tape"

 

[regje]

lol, fun lyrics. And I'm more for gaffa tape, haha.

Earlier this day I was thinking about some alternative lyrics as well, but forgot them already :S

 

[*Mika*]

oh...dear...god....what have we started, epic alterations though

 

[Thraxas]

i first read "Gaffa Tape"

Well, if longboats are like absolutely everything else in the world they would simply fall apart if it wasn't for gaffer tape.

 

[Cari]

And I'm more for gaffa tape, haha.

I "wonder" why *laughing*

(my past keeps going onto me LOL)

 

[Fullangr]

Well, if longboats are like absolutely everything else in the world they would simply fall apart if it wasn't for gaffer tape.

Well you know what they say...gaffer tape's like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!

 

[regje]

ehm, yeah, sorry.

 

[Thraxas]

Well you know what they say...gaffer tape's like The Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together!

Now if that's not worth a concept album I don't know what is!

 

[Fullangr]

Oh dear.


You do realise that if you keep coming up with this crap, one day someone's going to take you seriously and do it?


Still, could be the concept FiF have been waiting for I suppose. I can't think of anyone else offhand crazy enough to do such things.

 

[Thraxas]

Ah, c'mon. You know it has the makings of a musical masterpiece!

 

[silent_night]

Now I rise my teacup! lol

free-time drives people to do good things