battle of the haiku

[Tide In Mind Out]

i keed, andrewcket.
i bosom this thread, yes yes;
with my bosomckets.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

My Mighty Chin Hair
A beard, I hope it will be
Grow chin hair, Grow much

 

[Kiss The Void]

a blessing i give
unto wolftribes beard, to grow
yes, a mighty pirate

 

[Bob McBojit]

Very tired I am
Very weird my grammar is
Yoda I must be

 

[Bob McBojit]

What is a haiku?
I think I have heard of them
But never seen one

 

[Dead_Lioness]

You all are so weird.

 

[Bob McBojit]

You are all so weird
Like my mother's labia
It tastes like chicken

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Karen thinks we are weird
She wont think that anymore,
When i hump her leg

 

[Kiss The Void]

You all are so weird.

dear miss karen face
this is the bad way i say
speak in a haiku

 

[TrueBeliever]

Ich mag Deutsch, aber
jeder Wort hat zu viele
Silben für Haikus.

 

[Bob McBojit]

Dude, please speak English
And please use white text, mister...
(You awkward bastard!)

 

[Bob McBojit]

Or, if you prefer
Provide a good translation
And use yellow text

 

[Bob McBojit]

(I'm not serious
So here is a disclaimer
In case I offend)

 

[Kiss The Void]

sir bob mcbojit
is a master of haiku
fluently he speaks

 

[Bob McBojit]

*Bows to audience*
*Tosses bouquet of flowers*
(Not pronounced "bucket")

 

[Will Bozarth]

I warn you not
Refrain from speaking dumbly
I will rape your nose

 

[Will Bozarth]

Do you favor cock?
I see that you are queer, man
Do you love Halford?

 

[Reverend Joint Smoker]

000b3r and l33t m3
must n0w g0 drayn m3 w33 w33
3y3 am don3 har har

 

[Bob McBojit]

I fear you have failed
There's only four syllables
In "I warn you not"

 

[TrueBeliever]

Ich mag Deutsch, aber
jeder Wort hat zu viele
Silben für Haikus.

For the translation
in English I'll use yellow
(actually, gold)

"I like German, but
every word is too long
for writing haikus."