battle of the haiku

[Bob McBojit]

TrueBeliever- Thanks
The translation is helpful
And gold is pretty.

 

[Will Bozarth]

Shit, I fucked it up
I meant to have more than that
My apologies

 

[Reverend Joint Smoker]

I are really bored
Slurp on eggdrop soup I will
then maybe stare at the wall

 

[Bob McBojit]

No problem, my man.
Ev'rybody makes mistakes.
Take care with haikus!

 

[Will Bozarth]

I shall do my best
Especially Likely Sloth
Is ruling my ears

 

[Kvlt Wench]

I agree with Matt
This is a blatant ripoff
Of great Tofutti

 

[Bob McBojit]

I have never heard
Especially Likely Sloth.
What do they sound like?

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I am now watching
Serial mom, a good film
Suburban rampage!

 

[Bob McBojit]

Serial Mom rocks.
A jolly good flick it is.
I quite enjoyed it.

 

[Bob McBojit]

It's quite amazing...
Seventeen small syllables...
Can say quite a bit.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

Such deep words we say
Really we just want to get laid
'mpress Chicks with Haiku

 

[Bob McBojit]

Chicks dig teh money.
They also dig teh haiku.
And teh massive cock

I have no money.
I also lack teh big cock.
I need teh haiku.

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

I will use haiku
To make so much cash money
Buy enlargement pills

 

[Bob McBojit]

You go up to girl,
Say "HAIKU ROCK YOUR FACE OFF!!!!"
She love you long time.

 

[Bob McBojit]

Or buy date rape drug.
She will still love you long time,
But she'll never know.

 

[TrueBeliever]

Bob McBojit has
one hundred thirty-five posts,
almost all haikus

Eventually,
all conversation here will
exist as haikus.

 

[Bob McBojit]

I dream of that day
When haikus reign supremely
Haikutopia