beard dandruff

[Baliset]

i was just scratching at my beard as i sometimes do and all this dust came off of it. i mean wtg?

 

[lizard]

hopefully it's not anthrax. or asbestos.

 

[xfer]

10000 replies to this very UM.com thread

 

[Baliset]

well after ten minutes of scratching occasionally i seem to have gotten it all. sigh

 

[minxnim]

ugh omg greg that's pretty gross

 

[Baliset]

i mean it was just dust and not actual dandruff. but why my beard is dusty, considering i washed it off last night, is a perplexing mystery.

 

[minxnim]

i dunno but it's freaking me out!

 

[xfer]

greg is digging himself deeper into the hole

 

[Baliset]

i'm just going to shave it all off tonight.

 

[avi]

greg is a mummy

 

[mindspell]

 

[Nut Butter]

This reminds me of a fat guy in high school who would scratch his scalp with the tip of his pencil and then nibble at the pickins...
In comparison, Greg's beard dandruff is simply delightful.

 

[minxnim]

i'm going to die

 

[Baliset]

nut butter just took this thread to a place it didn't need to go.

 

[lizard]

but on the plus side it makes your flakey jowls more palatable.

 

[chupe666]

greg's not all alone there- i recall something similar when i had facey hair. i think mine was more like dead skin than dust though.

 

[minxnim]

ACK

x

 

[Nut Butter]

What, your skin never dies minxnim?

I love typing that name out minxnim, minxnim, feels like my fingers are dancing.

 

[NAD]

I get that too when my goatee reaches lengths of Scott Ian proportions.

 

[xfer]

keep in mind minxnim has a superior biology and doesn't need to shower 2x per day like the rest of us, so it's highly likely her skin is more vital and dies less frequently than us lesser folk.