Beards

[toolsofthetrade]

 

[siderea]

 

[Strangelight]

the same applies to miffs

 

[Susie]

Eye beards would be so fucking rock. I wish I could grow eye beards.

I,ve broke a pair of clippers cuttin some old mans eye beards truly sick things p.s and he had gout behind his ear so when i pulled the ear forward to trim around it it nearly fell off in me hand.

 

[siderea]

do men with beards want to resemble a miff?

 

[Strangelight]

do men with beards want to resemble a miff?

no way! who needs a miff when youve got a beard?

 

[siderea]

oh fuck i'll have to laugh dead hard next time i'd kiss a guy with a beard

 

[Strangelight]

oh fuck i'll have to laugh dead hard next time i'd kiss a guy with a beard

will you pretend its a miff?

 

[siderea]

would that make me a lesbian?

 

[Light]

Yes

 

[Strangelight]

If I pretend my beard is a miff, what does that make me?
ooh shit..

 

[Light]

Healthy

 

[Strangelight]

 

[Light]

 

[Dhatura]

My Patent Beard Food is enjoying a considerable vogue. A well-known humbug (I am advised that I cannot mention his name because of some legal technicality) has ordered three of my special presentation Christmas cases of the stuff and is due to appear on the streets any day now bearded himself and accompanied by four bearded children. He insists that his children have 'talent' and show it early.

Some souls have written to ask whether the Food takes long to work. Not at all. My special illustration below shows what happens in the space of one hour.

Just think of it! Communism, Art, Poetry, even Submarine Experience, all in one hour! Why be smooth?

 

[Susie]

dunc were do you find them haaaa

 

[Strangelight]

dunc were do you find them haaaa

good question Sue, good question

 

[siderea]

 

[Mariner]

whats the role of saint Nicholas in the bible? can i relate to him? Is it a trick for selling toys and candy?

 

[Mariner]

oh and they call him THE saint...