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MajestikMøøse
Membrum virile
Demonspell
cheating the polygraph
One Inch Man said:1-star for a thread containing this? Too much latent homosexuality around here.
Agreed, one of the less explicit yet nonethless sexy as hell girl pics ever to be posted here...
JayKeeley
Be still, O wand'rer!
Demonspell said:
Really? You into fundamentalist women holding guns then are you? Hey, hey? Say no more, nudge nudge, wink wink. Ooh your wife like cricket does she, hey?
biology demands that I notice teh females
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
woooo Fox News
Fox News Hires Flexible Reporter
A disgruntled Wonkette reader vents: "After being FIRED at the end of January for having pictures taken of her simulating sex in the local NYNY Fox affiliate's truck with a married colleague, this ho (Julie Banderas) has been hired by Fox News (as of March 9th) to be a reporter! Unbefrigginlievable."
Unbefrigginlievable is right! Because apparently, a hearty appetite for fake truck-sex is not Banderas' only attribute. In January, the Daily News, bragging that it had the pix to prove it, reported: "There's one of Banderas (beer in one hand, cigarette in the other) straddling a man in the front seat, their crotches pressed together and her ankles wrapped around his head...And did you know she can lick her own chest with her unusually long tongue?"
Then there's the one of her against the instrument panel, with another cigarette, only this time she's holding the beer in her cleavage.
(that's what we like....a girl with more than one built-in cup holder! - lizard)
What is wrong with the cable news industry when it takes someone with a resume like that over a month to get a new job? GREG BEATO
Fox News Hires Flexible Reporter
A disgruntled Wonkette reader vents: "After being FIRED at the end of January for having pictures taken of her simulating sex in the local NYNY Fox affiliate's truck with a married colleague, this ho (Julie Banderas) has been hired by Fox News (as of March 9th) to be a reporter! Unbefrigginlievable."
Unbefrigginlievable is right! Because apparently, a hearty appetite for fake truck-sex is not Banderas' only attribute. In January, the Daily News, bragging that it had the pix to prove it, reported: "There's one of Banderas (beer in one hand, cigarette in the other) straddling a man in the front seat, their crotches pressed together and her ankles wrapped around his head...And did you know she can lick her own chest with her unusually long tongue?"
Then there's the one of her against the instrument panel, with another cigarette, only this time she's holding the beer in her cleavage.
(that's what we like....a girl with more than one built-in cup holder! - lizard)
What is wrong with the cable news industry when it takes someone with a resume like that over a month to get a new job? GREG BEATO
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
Black Winter Day
Member
One Inch Man said:1-star for a thread containing this? Too much latent homosexuality around here.
I think it's too much blatant virginity.
heh hehBlack Winter Day said:
it's been a while since I went home at lunch time for seks....*pondering* there are real advantages to working only two miles from home
some of you in schools (and I imagine at work environments which block certain internet access) may want to try this Firefox add-on:
https://addons.update.mozilla.org/e...category=Privacy and Security&numpg=10&id=448
it touts itself as " Browse any page with the Virtualbrowser, a free online proxy created to get past school blockers and internet filters.
Version 1.0: Initial Release, basic functionality is in place, although there may be bugs."
I haven't tried it yet. originally posted by Deadair on the KD board.
https://addons.update.mozilla.org/e...category=Privacy and Security&numpg=10&id=448
it touts itself as " Browse any page with the Virtualbrowser, a free online proxy created to get past school blockers and internet filters.
Version 1.0: Initial Release, basic functionality is in place, although there may be bugs."
I haven't tried it yet. originally posted by Deadair on the KD board.
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
Black Winter Day said:
The ones that always go on about it are the ones who've only done it once
NAD
What A Horrible Night To Have A Curse
Twice!Ayeka said:The ones that always go on about it are the ones who've only done it once
I have a friend that has only scored once, and he was too drunk to nut so I don't even know if it counts as once. He's such a fucking reject saying he can't get chicks because they hate him blah blah blah. This chick he tagged was HOT, we're talking fucking GORGEOUS (put it this way, I hate the bitch but still think she looks amazing, I know her quite well unfortunately), and it STILL didn't raise his confidence! Putz.
Black Winter Day
Member
Are you tired of all those sissy "Friendship" poems that always sound good, but never actually come close to reality? Well, here is a series of promises that really speaks to true friendship:
When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass - then help you up.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now
anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
When you are sad - I will help get you drunk and plot revenge against the sorry bastard who made you sad.
When you are blue - I will try to dislodge whatever is choking you.
When you smile - I will know you finally got laid.
When you are worried - I will tell you horrible stories about how much worse it could be and to quit whining.
When you are confused - I will use little words.
When you are sick - Stay the hell away from me until you are well again. I don't want whatever you have.
When you fall - I will point and laugh at your clumsy ass - then help you up.
Send this to 10 of your closest friends, then get depressed because you can only think of two and one of them isn't speaking to you right now
anyway.
Remember: A good friend will help you move. A really good friend will help you move a body.
Ayeka
Hell Bent For Leather!
One Inch Man said:Twice!
I have a friend that has only scored once, and he was too drunk to nut so I don't even know if it counts as once. He's such a fucking reject saying he can't get chicks because they hate him blah blah blah. This chick he tagged was HOT, we're talking fucking GORGEOUS (put it this way, I hate the bitch but still think she looks amazing, I know her quite well unfortunately), and it STILL didn't raise his confidence! Putz.
Poor pooooooooooooooooor bugger! Some people are beyond help
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