Because it was necessary.

woooooooooo Wonkette shows how to welcome the troops home!

Great Moments in Photojournalism

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"Nice pic. Very tender moment."

"Great ass!"

"Yeah, but you focus on the ass. Does the ass want to be the moment?"

"Nah, it's a patriotic moment. A homecoming."

"Yeah, but what does it say exactly? It's kind of ambiguous. Maybe we need some text. Just to clarify, you know?"

"Don't worry. I can totally fix this..."

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Sin City is going to rule so fucking hard, Jessica Alba as a stripper in it is just an added boner. Uhh, bonus.