BEHOLD - The Tournament of AWESOME

bobvex

Teh Forum Fuhrer
Sep 16, 2002
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Figure this might be a cool thing to get the board back and unified, so here it goes, it works like the NCAA basketball teams thing. 4 sections of 16 things that are awesome, Food, Places, People, and Things. They are pitted head to head in a predetermined match, and the winner advances. it's that simple. Here they are.

The Food Bracket, in order of Seed:
1 Bacon
2 Cold beer
3 BBQ
4 Sushi
5 Steak
6 Red Wine
7 Deep dish pizza
8 Homegrown tomatoes
9 Soup
10 Guacamole
11 Spicy Food
12 Room Temperature Ketchup
13 Margaritas
14 Oysters
15 Nutella
16 Bloody Marys

The People Bracket:
1 Chuck Norris
2 Homer Simpson
3 Chicks with nipples poking through their shirt
4 The troops
5 '85 Chicago Bears
6 College girls
7 Tiger Woods
8 Samuel L. Jackson
9 Hot chicks bending over
10 Kramer
11 Pizza Delivery Guy
12 Led Zeppelin
13 Grandparents
14 Cops
15 Survivorman
16 Legal Immigrants

The Places Bracket:
1 Home
2 Alaska
3 Old castles and churches in Europe
4 Kauai, HI
5 Your home toilet
6 Wrigley Field
7 Camping in the woods
8 In Bed with your honey
9 Sedona, AZ
10 Hiking In the mountains
11 Laying on the couch
12 Fenway Park
13 Being on stage
14 The beach
15 The open road
16 Being on the golf course

The Things Bracket:
1 Nature
2 David Gilmour's tone
3 Patriots loss to Giants
4 Tube Amps
5 Telecasters
6 Charcoal grills
7 Baseball season
8 Bonfires
9 Fights between hockey goalies
10 Sleep
11 Having a Day Off Work
12 Britney Spears' Meltdowns
13 Vacation Cruises
14 Indoor plumbing
15 Flying First Class
16 Hammocks

The series of matchups will be one for each section, for 3 days, and posted as a poll, and a stickey (a stickey pole), and you vote on them. polls will close after 3 days, and the winner will advance, so make sure you get in and vote for what you think is more awesome. This begins... TODAY
 
Every three days there will be a face-off between two of the 16 in each category. You vote for them in the polls. After 8 are eliminated, the other 8 will face off, until there is one left in the category.

(16>8>4>2>Winner)

i.e:
5 Steak
6 Red Wine
7 Deep dish pizza
8 Homegrown tomatoes
9 Soup
10 Guacamole
11 Spicy Food
12 Room Temperature Ketchup

Let's say "Soup" wins, then the tomatoes are eliminated and two others will face-off. (I dno which, 7 and 10 or something)

That's what I understood at least.
 
Why the fuck is this game so hard for people to understand? Just read the first post :lol:
 
Why the fuck is this game so hard for people to understand? Just read the first post :lol:

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Wait what?!:lol:

Seriously i don't have time for this shit :lol: