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THE TIME IS UPON US

When the Lamb opened the third seal, I heard the third living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a black horse! Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand.
 
Jugulator said:
and then?

THE FIRST PRESIDENT OF THE UNITED STATES WAS JOHN HANSON. GEORGE WASHINGTON WAS THE 9TH.

Its rider was holding a pair of scales in his hand. Then I heard what sounded like a voice among the four living creatures, saying, "A quart of wheat for a day's wages, and three quarts of barley for a day's wages, and do not damage the oil and the wine!"
 
actually, that movie was on rogers digital TV like a bajillion times

and I made it my personal duty to see up that giant girls skirt a bajillion times
 
ARCHIMEDES' SPIRAL REVEALS THAT OUR GALAXY IS A SPIRAL. OUR FINGER PRINTS, SHELLS, STORM SYSTEMS, ORBITS, THE AGE OF TREES, THE NEW NEVERMORE RECORD. THE END TIME IS NEAR--JULY29!

When the Lamb opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the fourth living creature say, "Come!" I looked, and there before me was a pale horse! Its rider was named Death, and Hades was following close behind him. They were given power over a fourth of the earth to kill by sword, famine and plague, and by the wild beasts of the earth.
 
Record company guy: "Udo Dirkschneider has gone off his rocker again."

Record company manager: "What? Again?"

Record company guy: "Our sources say he's named himself 'dearth' and that he's posting rants about the end of the world on some forum."

Record company manager: "I always knew this day would come. I don't think there's any saving him this time. Straitjackets and padded walls only go so far. We have to put a stop to it now..."

Record company guy: "You mean...?"

Record Company manager: "Yes. Call the guys from Saviour Machine."
 
YOUR BODY IS KILLING AND CREATING 15 MILLION RED BLOOD CELLS PER SECOND. SEVEN PERCENT OF A PERSON'S BODY WEIGHT IS BLOOD. THE OLDEST KNOWN DISEASE IN THE WORLD IS LEPROSY.


When he opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of those who had been slain because of the word of God and the testimony they had maintained. They called out in a loud voice, "How long, Sovereign Lord, holy and true, until you judge the inhabitants of the earth and avenge our blood?" Then each of them was given a white robe, and they were told to wait a little longer, until the number of their fellow servants and brothers who were to be killed as they had been was completed.
 
D EARTH has spoken and taken them to their graves
 
IF THE LIGHT SWITCH WORKS, YOU ARE NOT DREAMING!!!!


But God came to Abimelech in a dream one night and said to him, "You are as good as dead because of the woman you have taken; she is a married woman."
Now Abimelech had not gone near her, so he said, "Lord, will you destroy an innocent nation? Did he not say to me, 'She is my sister,' and didn't she also say, 'He is my brother'? I have done this with a clear conscience and clean hands."
Then God said to him in the dream, "Yes, I know you did this with a clear conscience, and so I have kept you from sinning against me. That is why I did not let you touch her. Now return the man's wife, for he is a prophet, and he will pray for you and you will live. But if you do not return her, you may be sure that you and all yours will die."
 
Jugulator said:
Is your nomine Baphomet??????

BEHOLD! MINE NAME IS DEARTH. I DO KNOW OF THE ALBUM BY BEHEMOTH. MIGHTY FINE. SOUNDS LIKE THE ROLLING STONES.



Behold, his majesty prepared his infantry and his chariotry, the Sherden of the captivity of his majesty from the victories of his word - they gave the plan of battle. His majesty proceeded northward, his infantry and his chariotry being with him. He began the goodly way to march. Year 5, the second month of the third season tenth month, on the ninth day, his majesty passed the fortress of Tharu, like Montu when he goes forth. Every country trembled before him, fear was in their hearts; all the rebels came bowing down for fear of the fame of his majesty, when his army came upon the narrow road, being like one who is upon the highway. People with superfluous keenness of hearing put into confusion the five notes, exaggerate the tonic differences of the six pitch-pipes, and the various timbres of metal, stone, silk, and bamboo of the Huang-chung, and the Ta-lu. Rightly directing, that he might give warning of severe punishment from Him and give good news to the believers who do good that they shall have a goodly reward, staying in it forever.