Best chat up line

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

JOKE THREAD ALERT!
Best/funniest/sickest chat up lie you have ever said/ heard
(Inspired by Dragons new sig)

I dress in drag, will you have sex with me?

And my own creation(Which worked )
I'm a drunken hippy

 

[rebirth]

Junkenstein scuzz twat!

hahahaah

i WOULD USE A shakespeares LINE

 

[azal]

fuck me or I'll slit your throat.

 

[Ihreil Junkenstein]

Man you need a happy pill fuckwit.ITS A JOKE THREAD.
And if i was "Mind assaulting" you i'd have to FIND the damn thing first.
(that was to Retard azal)

 

[Captain Beard]

Jesus Saves.

 

[Shadow298]

The Pimp's favourite pick up line that I's once heard a mate use was when he went straight into a bar, walked up to a quite attractive lady and said: "Hey! Want to fuck?". And it worked!

Another funny one was a "counter" pick-up line a lady once used on I.
We were sitting in Canberra's old Zorro's Bar (sadly now closed) and this lady asked I what my favourite pick-up line and I's says: "Foreplay is my specialty", saying it like a joke, and then she leans over and says: "Prove it".
So I's did.
Score one for The Pimp!
But there's many more bad and funny pick up lines out there. I's can't wait to here the ones that Tee, Iris and CT_Trash have heard.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack

 

[Unregistered]

A drunk dude comes up to me, and says slurring ever so slightly..........."Hey baby, I would love to get in your pants!"

ME: "Why? is there shit in your yours?"

h

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

Ha Ha, Hey baby.
Ha Ha, Wanna wreesle. Ha Ha

 

[Guerrilla]

Shit man... And you get chicks? Are you extremely good looking or something?

 

[TheSinMakesYouReal]

Shit man... And you get chicks? Are you extremely good looking or something?

No I just have a big Slong

 

[Yetti]

the word of the day is legs. why dont we go back to your place and spread the word.

baby, your pants are like a mirror because i can see myself in them.

those are the shittiest ones i could think of....

 

[TheDreamingMind]

my name's Fred Flintstone, and I'll make your bed rock

 

[495]

My name's Willy Wonka, care to try my lollipop?

 

[Troy]

A fun line is:

Hey I remember you,were'nt you under me last night?

A crowd favorite haha

Best lines from women are :

Hey I look preaty fuckin' good...
Maybe it's time for me Satanas to throw your very life into some sort of
really painfull Circus ride!!! Bring on all taker's

Or:

Hey things are really lookin' good for you these days, how but I try and chisle into your life to fuck it up really,really bad

Listen to the Mentors for guidence jajajaja


Last post ever from me ,so feel releived hahaha

Over & Out

 

[495]

wherever youre goin, good luck

 

[ledmag]

Man you need a happy pill fuckwit.ITS A JOKE THREAD.
And if i was "Mind assaulting" you i'd have to FIND the damn thing first.
(that was to Retard azal)

Your a fucked ass reatrd.

HE was joking jizz juice.

HE called you a scuzz twat.....your waaaay more than just a scuzz twat.
Plus, i thought him just calling a scuz twat....well...was pretty damn funny.

ANd you thought what you said was funny scuz twat?

 

[Ihreil]

Wow, i'm being insulted by a stranger over the internet. I'm offended.
What is it with people being complete twats today? No one get laid last night?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Originally posted by Troyanasy
"Last post ever from me ,so feel releived hahaha"
I think that this was missed by everyone except for DIE, so I am going to post it again.

 

[Iris]

No one get laid last night?

Now, THAT'S what i call cruel!!
BAH!

xxx Iris xxx

 

[ledmag]

hahahaha...laid, you little shit ass, you dont even know what laid is...much less what it feels like...its way better than your hands....
I may be a stranger to you.....but you arent a strnger to me you little bastard ass TWAT.

TROY IS LEAVING????? No way....