Best chat up line

hmm..
fishy..
now you're getting me curious!!
and well..
promiss me one thing?
IF it's true.. lets show the ones up there, we can do good with it,
instead of putting up a stupid believe that is based on lies, ok?
Let's make people believe in themselves, for a GODdamn change!!
OOps..the ironyyy!! whahha

-x-
Iris
Now get your ass over to msn, LoM!
please?
 
Guerrilla said:
All I'm saying is you gotta work on your chemistry. LoM, try to be more like Chromatose. He's the pimp of the board.

No, Guerllia! I's THE PIMP of the board.
And if anyone is trying to muscle in on my turf, I's gonna give them a bitchslap from the 8th level of Hell! :devil: :devil: :devil:
But I's might just let Chromatose off with a warning this time. Since I's too tired to bother with a bitchslapping tonight.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
 
HEY!!! no backstabbing around here!! :mad:
You'll never catch 'm, Pimp!
afterall, he's the master in disguise!!
:lol:

xxx Iris xxx
And..since you were curious what i thought was the best pick-up or chat-up line: indeed...just the plain and clear one: if i wanted to have sex with a guy. My friends thought it was rude but i was very pleased with that question, to be honest.
Because he gave me a CHOICE!!! I thanked him, told 'm no..and he didn't bother me anymore! I like clear talks, i hate beating around the bush! Just tell a person what you feel or want, it makes things easier and atleast you give them a choice! I think that's very important!
 
Iris said:
HEY!!! no backstabbing around here!! :mad:
You'll never catch 'm, Pimp!
afterall, he's the master in disguise!!
:lol:

It was actually meant as a joke, Iris. I's just forgot to put those little laughy things at the end of the second part.
I's also toyed around with it for a bit, trying to make it sound rude or flaming, but it's so very, very hard to expressive verbal subtlity on a computer.
Oh, well.
Peace
The Pimp NeonBlack
 
I totally agree on this with you, Iris. if a guy asked me that, I'd answer with a question: how would you like me to stick an umbrella up your ass, open it, and pull back? :) that's a choice, too, and I love clear talks, when they have to be like that.

oh, and I cry almost every day. :) I cry because a butterfly is beautiful. whimp. :D

n/p Solitude Aeturnus
 
Keep the spirits moving, Tee!!
I like them the way they are right now!!
And yes..a butterfly IS beautiful!!
A carterpillar, first crawling around..eating it's way through..
then spins a cocoon and stays there, to become a butterfly!
When it comes out, it first needs to dry it's wings in the wind..
but when it's ready to fly?
WOW!!
Metamorphosis!!
To actually let go of the shell..and create a new one..hah!
Best thing to do, if i may say so!


-x-
Iris
That's why: -x- Squid pro quo -x-
 
I won't..
It's weak..and i don't want my face full with ink.. ;)
squids get scared very easily..so i'd better be carefull!

-x-
Iris
 
hehehe, I thought it was funny.

I'm no pimp anyway! not the life for me, you can take it!

I'll just be content with my harem :lol:
(which is now accepting applications)