Best chat up line

[Iris]

Are you talking to me?
huh?
well?

xxx Iris xxx

 

[PlatypusJesus]

I believe he was talking to Ihreil.

 

[ledmag]

to JUNKIE,,.....yeah, he brought the stuff up, not you hahahahah.
WHen i flame someone for teh first time IRIS...i always state their name , and put the arrow thingies by it.............hahahahah

You have not been flamed by me before.....

 

[Iris]

I hope so..
wouldn't like it if i was called an ass- twat!
Dunno what it is anyway but it sure doesn't sound like fun, wheh!
And since i need quality in life, ass twats are not invited!


xxx Iris xxx

 

[Unregistered]

No more Troy? Why? You're one of my favorites, come back if you can!


Iris, you've GOT to explain the meaning of your signature to me sometime.....it sounds very, very, um, painful. It's the only adjective I could think of!

hemi

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Yeah, you don't want to be friends with an ass twat.

 

[Iris]

It's not painfull..not at all!!
that's the main point!!
If you wear it like a crown?
You make it shine, silly! -X-
Too much light for others there..too vulnerable..too much TRUTH!
But..it's what i believe in!

-x-
Iris
(in my honesty lies my weakness...and therefor it makes me strong)
Remember that one?

 

[PlatypusJesus]

"It's not painfull..not at all!!"
What? I would think it would be painful to be an ass twat. Oh, you're talking about your signature aren't you?!

 

[Iris]

Was that a blonde-moment?
doesn't matter..it's contagious!!
better watch it!

-x-
Iris

 

[PlatypusJesus]

No, I just wanted to throw that joke in there, and that's the only way I could do it.

 

[Iris]

*gives 'm a shoulder-tap*
I understand!


-x-
Iris

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Hey now.*Thanks Iris sobbingly*

 

[Iris]

Or i'll start crying too!
Can't resist tears..
when i see them? i cry too..
some one here knows that, btw!

-x-
Iris
(((hugs))) the one that knows!!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Ok, *smiles, then falls into a desolate cry of sorrow, torment, and shame, then smiles again* The circle never ends, the purpose never changes face.

 

[Iris]

hah, silly!
*offers a shoulder to cry on*

-x-
Iris

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Damn it, you were supposed to say "My form assuming grace" come on, how are you going to make me feel any better when you can't even read my mind.

 

[Iris]

You said you're guiding me..
better show me which way to go then!


-x-
Iris

 

[Guerrilla]

I don't wanna sound negative or anything, but if I ever read an IM chat of you two, I'd die of boredom.

 

[Iris]

You seem amused now..
you're wasting your energy!!
If you would only LISTEN to yourself, GEEEEEZ!

 

[PlatypusJesus]

Well damn, why didn't you say that in the first place? Iris and I shall have an IM chat and then I'll send it to you to read. Iris and I shall be looked at as the saviors of this board.