Best Goddamn Idea For A Website...

[Rabid Headbanger]

Remember, you can use one of them as a blunt weapon.

 

[Zephyrus]

25.

I think I could easily do 50 if the website had taken into account the possibility of taking a knife and/or a baseball bat along. Slight flaw there.

I disagree. It's already unfair that you have a size and strength advantage. To be able to go against them undefended with a deadly weapon is beyond unfair.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

I agree with Zeph, save the weapons for the Zombies.

 

[Matt]

30, but I'm pretty sure I could take all of them if I had a machine gun

 

[Zephyrus]

Nah, you need a lawnmower for zombies.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Rifle/shotgun, because you only need to disable the brain.

 

[Matt]

Flamthrower with external oil sprayer

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

No, because if zombies light on fire, they become a hazard if the get close to you, and using a flamethrower will attract more attention and you'll only kill the zombie once his brain gets cooked. Go with the rifle.

 

[King Richard]

lawl lets like get dave to sodomize teh zombies ya?

 

[Matt]

Depends on how many there are. It would at least a few seconds to reload the rifle, and if there's a swarm of em around you, you're fucked.

 

[Matt]

lawl lets like get dave to sodomize teh zombies ya?

lawl yea at least they have to b like 9s or 10z

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

Depends on how many there are. It would at least a few seconds to reload the rifle, and if there's a swarm of em around you, you're fucked.

And if you use the the flamethrower, they'll run toward you... ON FIRE.

So really, I guess the only way out of that is a semi-automatic.

 

[unknown]

nuclear bomb

 

[King Richard]

I think you should suicide bomb them, yes, yes indeed.

 

[Rabid Headbanger]

@Unknown
Well no shit sherlock.

Of course, living in Canada has a distinct advantage in case of zombie apocalypse. Just head north. Zombies can't survive extreme cold weather.

 

[cookiecutter]

Depends on how many there are. It would at least a few seconds to reload the rifle, and if there's a swarm of em around you, you're fucked.

Semi-automatic ftw

 

[CAIRATH]

Nuke them from orbit. It's the only way to be sure.

 

[Valerie]

@Unknown
Well no shit sherlock.

Of course, living in Canada has a distinct advantage in case of zombie apocalypse. Just head north. Zombies can't survive extreme cold weather.

Zombies can survive anywhere in any kind of weather, they're undead ffs. The only reason they don't go north is because of the lack of people there to eat.

 

[King Richard]

Your sig is really big.

 

[Valerie]

Your sig is really big.

Thanks.