Best movie characters of all time?

[FretsAflame]

And while I'm at it...

Fuck Life
Fuck Religion
Fuck Parents
Fuck Dogs
Fuck Religion
Fuck Lies
Fuck Religion
Fuck Religion
Fuck Religion
Fuck False Friends
Fuck People
Fuck Religion
Fuck Selfishness
Fuck other people's Parents
Fuck Religion
Fuck Depression
Fuck Parallelism
Fuck Sarcastic Wit
Fuck Religion
Fuck my endless suffering
Fuck Life
and
Fuck Religion.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

perhaps you can settle for matt...

if you put acid in your eyes he'd probably look a lot like leslie nielsen



sorry for the morbid/offensive/prickish posts everybody - i've had a very bad day


Will - fuck you, you have no idea what real depression is

yeah, im sorry for that to...

I can make you a necklace out of my meds and you can lick on it (ya know like those candy necklaces) and feel better. Or they will at least make you fall asleep. If you seriously ever wanna talk, pm me or something. I was recently diagnosed as bipolar with severe recurring episodes, and that's all I'm going to say on a public messageboard. It's hell, and I know how annoying it is when someone says "it'll be okay" so hold on and I'm around if you wanna talk, if you don't then that's cool and hopefully you can find something to pull yourself out of it.

 

[SirDidymus127]

hmmmm.... *watches*........ Fuck Catholic Priests too?

 

[Super Mahrio]

Ash from the Evil Dead! You swine have not mentioned him!!
Christopher Walken as Gabriel in the Prophecy
Jason Vorhees and Freddy Krueger
Gandalf youre so fine, youre so fine you blow my mind, hey Gandalf *clap clap clap*

 

[WhiteBeastofWotan]

yeah.... they'd like that too, bill.

 

[ScientistOfDarkness]

Ash from the Evil Dead! You swine have not mentioned him!!
Christopher Walken as Gabriel in the Prophecy
Jason Vorhees and Freddy Krueger
Gandalf youre so fine, youre so fine you blow my mind, hey Gandalf *clap clap clap*

YOU SHALL NOT PASS!!!!!

I want a staff. And I would say "staff" with a British accent. "Please pass my stahhhff"

 

[Ecstatic Youth]

oh and Jack was not Edward Norton's name in the movie.

okay what was it then? rupert? cornelius? tyler durden(in the reality of the film)? narrator(which he is credited as)? jack is as good a name as any imo.

 

[MajestikMøøse]

yea! GANDALF THE GAY!

(sorry, couldn't help it)

 

[unknown]

hah!

 

[IOfTheStorm]

okay what was it then? rupert? cornelius? tyler durden(in the reality of the film)? narrator(which he is credited as)? jack is as good a name as any imo.

"Jack" was just the name on the notes about a man's body parts, at the paper house street. His real name is just not revealed.
rupert and cornelius are the ridiculus names that he chose to have, while "tyler durden" is supposed to be the super duper extra cool name that he wished he had.

 

[FretsAflame]

"Jack" was just the name on the notes about a man's body parts, at the paper house street. His real name is just not revealed.
rupert and cornelius are the ridiculus names that he chose to have, while "tyler durden" is supposed to be the super duper extra cool name that he wished he had.

who cares? stop speaking. your words are as refuse pouring out of the mouths of the insane. for the love of fuck shut your fucking mouth you cockgobbler.


yes, i'm still angry

will - still fuck you, i'm going to be depressed for months

 

[on_THC_24-7]

Dennis Hopper - Easy Rider
Jack Nickleson - The Shinning
Michael Myers
Leatherface
Bruce Lee - all of his movies

 

[Tee]

Mel Gibson/William Wallace - Braveheart
Russell Crowe/Maximus - Gladiator

 

[Lolita Vampiriá]

* Gary Oldman - in Dracula
* Winona Ryder - Mina in Dracula (Dracula's loved one)
* Brandon Lee - in The Crow
* Johnny Depp - in most of his roles, especially in Arizona Dream, Don Juan de Marco, What's eating Gilbert Grape? and in Chocolat
* John Malkovich - in Dangerous Liaisons
* Michelle Pfeiffer - in Dangerous Liaisons
* Val Kilmer - as Jim Morrison in The Doors

 

[Tee]

@Lolita: to add that Johnny Depp is amazing in every role he plays.

 

[IOfTheStorm]

FretsAflame: its ok , dont feel depressed - your boyfriend will not forget to wear condom again.

 

[FretsAflame]

FretsAflame: its ok , dont feel depressed - your boyfriend will not forget to wear condom again.

If you lived anywhere near me i would seriously consider kicking your ass - as this is not the case, my saying "shut your misappropriating fag-face" will have to suffice.

If you don't know what the psychological stage of misappropriation is you should look it up, it's vital to the joke.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

okay what was it then? rupert? cornelius? tyler durden(in the reality of the film)? narrator(which he is credited as)? jack is as good a name as any imo.

He actually does not have a name in either the book or the film. But, since he often made reference to jack " I am jack's...." in reviews etc he is mentioned as Jack. It's just one of those odd things.

 

[FretsAflame]

He actually does not have a name in either the book or the film. But, since he often made reference to jack " I am jack's...." in reviews etc he is mentioned as Jack. It's just one of those odd things.

exactly ... but noooo the big asshole had to play the semantics game ... fucker.

 

[DreamNeonBlack]

You know Frets, you could always strangle them with an old guitar string and make us all happy.