Best song with the stupidest line?

[Spiff]

Well? I'm inclined to think it's "Jailbreak" by Thin Lizzy:

"Tonight there's gonna be a jailbreak
Somewhere in this town..."

Yeah Phil, probably the jail.

 

[TinMan666]

lol that is pretty redundant.

I gotta admit i really really hate that line about "when the hurly burly's done, when the battle's lost not won" in Bruce's Tyranny Of Souls.

That's terrible. :s

 

[Spiff]

That's Shakespeare, dude! From Macbeth!

 

[KoichCPA]

You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

 

[The Amazer]

^ I love that line.

 

[TinMan666]

That's Shakespeare, dude! From Macbeth!

really?

*shrug*

 

[Spiff]

You can see his stripes but you know he's clean.

You're obsessed with that line, aren't you? $10 to a charity of your choice if you have it as your epitaph.

 

[Mark]

What song is that from?

 

[The Amazer]

^^ Holy Diver, if that's the line you're asking for.

 

[Mark]

Yeah, the stripes/clean one

 

[The Amazer]

I'm not sure what it means either, but singing about tigers and stripes is cool.

And the film clip rules. Especially the 'No! No!' part. You'd expect him to really shout it out! But instead, he scrunches up his face and it looks hilarious.

 

[Shannow]

I still think Rod Stewart singing "let your inhibitions run wild" is the stupidest.

Would make for a very long evening.

 

[Goreripper]

Ha. Yeah, I've often wondered about that.

 

[Goreripper]

What about songs with lyrics that are just dumb:

"The master will scorn you, he'll even forlorn you"

Wha..?

 

[TinMan666]

What about songs with lyrics that are just dumb:

"The master will scorn you, he'll even forlorn you"

Wha..?

rofl - i'm glad no one was in the office just now, cos I cackled pretty loudly at that.

What song is that from then?

I had some Yngwie on in the car and he had Mark Fuckin' Boals singing "I could fight you folded blind"... it sorta... I know what he means but it just doesn't sound right y0.

 

[Goreripper]

It's from "I Am Immortal" by Mortal Sin. I don't think I've ever seen a worse example of someone trying to use a noun and an adjective as a verb. It would be acceptable (but funny) if they had been Japanese or Russian or something, but they're native English speakers.

 

[Chris Brooks]

rofl - i'm glad no one was in the office just now, cos I cackled pretty loudly at that.

What song is that from then?

I had some Yngwie on in the car and he had Mark Fuckin' Boals singing "I could fight you folded blind"... it sorta... I know what he means but it just doesn't sound right y0.

Mark hated singing Yngwie's lyrics. They really have some dumb moments.

 

[Goreripper]

Moments?

 

[TinMan666]

Mark hated singing Yngwie's lyrics. They really have some dumb moments.

True, but when he hits those high notes in "Leonardo" it's so awesome it wouldn't matter if he was singing about cleaning the toilet or something.

 

[Bucko]

Would you like to see the pope on the end of a rope , do you think hes a fool.....