Best song with the stupidest line?

[Spiff]

I was surprised you didn't mention it earlier, actually. But I don't see a problem with it - because it IS the only way in, and it IS impossible to climb. Really.

 

[Goreripper]

I could have also mentioned "In a time when dinosaurs walked the earth", but we want good songs with stupid lines, not mediocre ones.

 

[Spiff]

True dat.

 

[phlogiston]

I was surprised you didn't mention it earlier, actually. But I don't see a problem with it - because it IS the only way in, and it IS impossible to climb. Really.

How did they get they cable for the cable car in?

 

[Goreripper]

Didn't you see the movie? They had a helicopter. A helicopter! In WW2!

 

[Spiff]

I really should see that movie one day. Never did get past the opening titles.

 

[phlogiston]

So, in fact, it's not the *only* way in?

 

[Goreripper]

What sort of film buff are you, not to have seen "Where Eagles Dare"? Richard Burton and Clint Eastwood dressed in Nazi uniforms, blowing up stuff! With a helicopter!

Shame on you.

 

[Goreripper]

So, in fact, it's not the *only* way in?

I suppose you could parachute in also. Plus, I think the song is based on the novel, and I don't think the novel has a helicopter in it.

 

[ifyouwantblood]

How about an entire song? I vote for Voodoo child by Izzy from Neighbours.

Here come the drums here come the drums.

Yeah.

Only Elvis Costello is real.

 

[Spruce Goose]

"All we need is Radio Ga-Ga.
Radio Goo-Goo.
Radio Ga-Ga"

 

[Goreripper]

I suppose you could parachute in also. Plus, I think the song is based on the novel, and I don't think the novel has a helicopter in it.

Actually I was wrong about that. The movie was made first, then made into a novel. Oh well.

 

[Spruce Goose]

Chris Angel could float to the top.......

 

[Spiff]

There's lots of movies I haven't seen, Gorey.

Surely there must be some other way in, though, otherwise how did the Germans get there in the first place?

 

[Goreripper]

Of course. They built a fucking CASTLE there, and you can't just parachute one of them fuckers into position! So it is a stupid line, after all.