Best way to die

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Originally posted by Stygian Apothegm
1: super orgasm that resonates throughout your whole body, the orgasm is so great that the brain cannot handle it and it just simply shuts down and you die in a glory of orgasmic orgasms with jizz spewing out ... even hours after you are dead.

2: you are playing live in front of thousands.... then all of a sudden a car crashes into some equipment and sends a guitar flying right at you! the guitar in pales you and you finish off your solos.. and you take one last breath to hit that last squealing high note and you let out a massive glutteral growl.

3: while taking a shit you just simply die, but know this that you finally got the relief you've been wanting since you had to wait an hour before going.

4: vagina choked. you are pleasuring your girl (or someone else's) so much that she just shoves your face into her pussy and wont let go and you suffocate. as your head slides off her vagina she climaxes and spews a load of ejaculate into your face. the force of the blast is so strong that it makes you fly into the wall, knocking your head against it, causing a massive brain hemorage (just in case you didnt die from the suffocation).

I liked all but number 3

Another good way to die: fucking these pop singer teens, like Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears, till they simply explode!

Hell yah! Sex + Getting rid of those beatches!

 

[Thilo]

Originally posted by Tut Ankh Amon

Another good way to die: fucking these pop singer teens, like Christina Aguilera and Britney Spears, till they simply explode!

uke:
Thats disgusting, dude. That's to much for me

 

[MagSec4]

Originally posted by Tut Ankh Amon
Sex + Getting rid of those beatches!

HAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Originally posted by Thilo
uke:
Thats disgusting, dude. That's to much for me

c'mon dude... is fucking pop stars like a good old metalhead till they explode tR0o or what?!

 

[Thilo]

Haha, I was just joking, Tut!
I'm really not with that Manowar Shit: "Every girl need to be fucked" or "Everybody gets the chance, to remove their pants" (Joey said that in german TV, this is quite funny I think)

BTW, I know that Manowar really don't take the things serious they say, that's just show....and guys who believe that shit are idiots...

 

[loWildChild]

Originally posted by BodomiC
I dont pay attention to what theyve done in the past, I say that their altest song Warriors of the World United fuckin kick asses :d

And I do believe in that

What? Its a shit!!!!

 

[loWildChild]

Manowar: Listen to us, we are the true metal. All other metal is shit.

OH MY GOD THEY ARE SO FUCKIN' BAD AND GAYS!!!!

 

[Taliesin]

yeah well whatever Nando

Hmmm Mag... same here, I was almost 14

 

[nikon87]

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No,sorry.......
I kinda agree with you....

 

[Dethroned]

In a big BOOM!

 

[Scytheman]

The true metal way to die must be by drowning in vomit Don't know if that's my personal fave though

 

[EagleFlyFree]

Originally posted by nikon87
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*Homer* hmmm brain! Marge i'm hungry!

 

[demondeath]

while being high man!!!so when you die, your soul still trips!!! =)