best way to propose to your gf?

[somefuckingwarrior]

bodomites, one day im gonna ask my gf to marry me. i want YOUR advice now on the best way to propose! dont let me down ! all thoughts are welcome :

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

say
"Okay. Do you like it when we do it? Marry me or ill start charging!"

 

[somefuckingwarrior]

 

[Peti]

 

[cyberfella]

"Look, your not gettin any younger...........no wait.....o shit!..............You dont want to marry me now do you? You do! Great!"

 

[SchwerMetallMädchen]

You could think about something creative.. You know her very well, don't you..Ask her to go out with you..Take her somewhere you know she likes a lot and then you can propose to her..I dunno..It's something too personal. No one better than you to choose the best way to do it

 

[EagleFlyFree]

allow me to quote someone from shugashack.com once:

show up in her doorstep naked with a ribbon on your penis

:-DD

 

[Yetti]

 

[somefuckingwarrior]

!!!!

 

[murderedbysound]

on a serioius note..
i would say if you guys have a favorite reomte place that you go to..try that.

umm a park possibly..use your imagination i suppoose...
SURPRISE HER!!!!

 

[bodomite]

Tell her how much you love her and that you want to be with her for all eternity and that your love will never die for her and then ask her to marry you.... and make sure you do it while your on a date in a expensive restraunt!

 

[asphyXy]

kill everyone in the world. she'll be stuck with you.

 

[Toorop]

When I read the title of this thread, 'best way to propose your gf', I thought it was about proposing her to do a threesome with another chick. But when I clicked and saw it was for marriage, DISAPPOINTED!!!

 

[MagSec4]

Do it in Jerry Springer with that ribbon on your penis
And make it interesting for us

 

[Abrasive-X]

"Marry me bitch or I'll kill you !"

 

[Tut Ankh Amon]

Tell her how much you love her and that you want to be with her for all eternity and that your love will never die for her and then ask her to marry you.... and make sure you do it while your on a date in a expensive restraunt!

shit tommy... that was so beautiful....

I DO!!!
I DOOOOOOOO!!!!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

hahahaha

smth like bodomite said....but holy fuck...why is everything always around this fucking marriage...and a question how to ask...if two people love each other...they know if they're together for ever and that its gonna be a marriage between them once in the future....there is no matter to ask this fucking question...dunno...my opinion

 

[spellbound-by-the-bodom]

Play the mask of sanity solo and she will be the one asking you!

 

[†_Aragorth_†]

hehe....interesting....

 

[Mahawkk]

tell her that chocolate water makes you dick hard hmmmmm and that you wanna marry her (what the fuck am i saying? )

j/k no serious idea dude. if i have one i'll post it later